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Total Members Voted: 11

[CaptainMcClellan]

(( It means: "The thirteen-ish constellations on the plane of the ecliptic are collectively known as the zodiac, and have vitally important significance to astrologers and other wankers. The Zodiac is named after General Zod, who used his Kryptonian powers to move the stars into their present positions." ))

Tune: Go back to my peaceful self and whatnot

Tune: Point out to GM and the dice how FF7 materia works when you level it to much so as to cancel the decision that I will destroy the planet anytime I cast a spell

(( The GM sympathizes, but the dice are/is horrible. Despite the fact that Kevak didn't even have traps in space the dice caused his robot to castrate several of them in space. Space castration makes all your problems seem rather unimportant, doesn't it? ))

[Prophet]

((I can start posting commends in CG(aka cheesistan gaidan) tonight or tomorrow which is today since its 5 am for me.))

[CaptainMcClellan]

((I can start posting commends in CG(aka cheesistan gaidan) tonight or tomorrow which is today since its 5 am for me.))

(( It's 4:28 here, and that's fine. ))

[Tune of Dwarves]

(( It means: "The thirteen-ish constellations on the plane of the ecliptic are collectively known as the zodiac, and have vitally important significance to astrologers and other wankers. The Zodiac is named after General Zod, who used his Kryptonian powers to move the stars into their present positions." ))

Tune: Go back to my peaceful self and whatnot

Tune: Point out to GM and the dice how FF7 materia works when you level it to much so as to cancel the decision that I will destroy the planet anytime I cast a spell

(( The GM sympathizes, but the dice are/is horrible. Despite the fact that Kevak didn't even have traps in space the dice caused his robot to castrate several of them in space. Space castration makes all your problems seem rather unimportant, doesn't it? ))

((thats space noone cares))

[Prophet]

((Ahem! Leader of a trap cult.))

[CaptainMcClellan]

((Ahem! Leader of a trap cult.))

(( Your point please? ))

[Prophet]

((I just wanted to talk about myself.))

[Cynderbark]

Cynderbark wakes up with a vengeance

[Lolfail0009]

Test the pheromone at different heats.

Test the pheromone in different states of matter.

[Lyeos]

((Lyeos:Force an update!))

"So, you're admitting that you're a monster? Can you help me design this thing or not?"

Then explain Kevak! And yes, thank you. That would be lovely if you would be willing to assist me.

[~Neri]

Kevak can explain Kevak, hop on the lower boards irc. Expect mental scarring.

[Lyeos]

Kevak can explain Kevak, hop on the lower boards irc. Expect mental scarring.

((No. I don't want to. Bleh. Besides, it was a joke. Did I offend you? If so, I apologize, and give you a free pass to make jokes at my expense.))

[~Neri]

((You didn't offend me, although I am still willing to explain me. I promise mild mental scarring.))

[ckisocoa]

Practice Necromancy

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Make holy water pls

[CaptainMcClellan]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DyaF_gCKWsI

Eat a husky. VENGEANCE

Start finding things to stuff inside the, uh, me.

[3]The husky bites back.
[2]That would... require... introspection? Or something?

Lyeos: Check my generator. Does it still run off of rage?

Lyeos: Build a new body for Whatsherface, using her input and the shadow beasts' power to make it as much like her appearance as possible.

((Moral alignment.))

[3]No it doesn't.
[2]It looks nothing like her and breaks.

GET THE COMMUNISTS TO REVOLT

FIND OUT WHAT IS SUPEREFFECTIVE AGAINST TRAP TYPE

[6]COMMUNIST REVOLUTION! (AGAIN!)
[3]NO KNOWN TYPE.

((Still haven't put a single Trap in space.))

Explain to the robots what I mean.

Moar ships!

[5]The beep and gesture at one another and then nod.
[8]You need to hire new engineers, really bad. Know why? This fleet all blew up too. From the same exact flaw.

WHIP OUT GRILL

START BBQ IN THE MIDDLE OF A VERY INCONVENIENT LOCATION

[6]GRILL FROM HAMMERSPACE.
[7]Right in the middle of the Communist revolution. Good job.

((Still haven't put a single Trap in space.))

(( If you want to argue with the dice, go ahead. ))

((There isn't anything to argue dude, the only living people in the fleet are Equius and Sollux as I am an energy being and therefore not technically

alive.))

((Ok, then who did your robot neuter? Your robot neutered someone. ))

((You don't need a hitman.  You need a PK Kiaiman.))

Me: Master another PSI technique

Supertoddler: Learn Ultimate Kamehameha

(( It'd be more practical yea, I just want to bring in some awesome looking gunman in a black suit is all. ))
[1]You find your mind clouded.
[5]You learn Kamehameha Plus.

Tune: Go back to my peaceful self and whatnot

Tune: Point out to GM and the dice how FF7 materia works when you level it to much so as to cancel the decision that I will destroy the planet anytime I

cast a spell

[5]You take an anger management class and calm yourself.
[3]The dice don't care for your sass.

Cynderbark wakes up with a vengeance

[6]You AWAKEN!!! * you take the IV Pole and go down the hall in your gown to take your revenge on the forces of exhaustion and dehydration. *

Test the pheromone at different heats.

Test the pheromone in different states of matter.

[1]The heater breaks and the batches all ruined.
[5]Frozen is completely useless but vapor works better than liquid. You develop a gas-bomb from this knowledge.

((To Poketwo: Nothing is effective.))

"Why did he fly away?"

Stop smiling.
Look like a kicked puppy!

[8]You stop smiling.
[3]You look more like a sullen blob.

Practice Necromancy

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Make holy water pls

[1]YOU ARE A CLERIC. NOT A NECROMANCER.
[6]HERESY! LOGIC HAS FORSAKEN US.

CaptainMcCllelan: Take competence courses to get a permanent bonus on military matters.

Maria:Find Giegue! (Again) And also some Altoids.

[2]I'm going to take the dice and throw them into the ocean.
[6]You find Giegue on top of a building. In addition, you find some Altoids.

Maria: Giegue. Please come down and talk to us. * gives Altoids to Prophet *

Giegue: * flies down from the roof *

((Lyeos:Force an update!))

"So, you're admitting that you're a monster? Can you help me design this thing or not?"

Then explain Kevak! And yes, thank you. That would be lovely if you would be willing to assist me.

((Error 3038: Failure by paradox: Break.))
Marchioness: * sobs * "It's not like anybody ever told me! I don't want to be a monster!"

Also, everyone... this