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[smurfingtonthethird]

((I wish the WAOA TvTropes page got filled out. Then again, I've probably gone through a good few hundred tropes.))

[CaptainMcClellan]

((Hmm...that sounds like work. Do any tropes I put on my character subpages apply to my character in Cheesistan? I was thinking One Hit Kill, Story Breaker Power, Ki attack, and Supernatural Martial Artist, all Dialed Up To Eleven. Oh, and Top God. Even though I'm joking, I would probably be the worst person to make a TV Tropes page, since I don't know how editing TV Tropes works.))

(( It is work. That's why I don't want to do it. ))

((I wish the WAOA TvTropes page got filled out. Then again, I've probably gone through a good few hundred tropes.))

(( At least... ))

[TamerVirus]

use corporate assets to legalize random stuff through "special interests"

[CaptainMcClellan]

Hey everyone! TamerVirus is back and that means it's time for another round of Troll Arena! * rolls *

[9] That... guy!

Spoiler: That Guy... (click to show/hide)

[CaptainMcClellan]

While I roll this turn, everyone pick a side: Me or Equius.

[Lyeos]

Eh, CMC, if only for more subplot dialogue.

[poketwo]

SLAUTER THE LAWERS

[CaptainMcClellan]

"Ice cream tastes like ice cream."
Lyeos: Eco-friendly and fuel-efficient...? No. Go make my mech body runs off of souls and rage.

Mitzi: Play Lyeos's copy of Darkstalkers.

[2]No it runs off of clean energy.
[7]You grab the controller and start playing Darkstalkers on Lyeos's save file. You've never played before but you take to it like a fish to water.

Make mech body run on souls and rage.
Shadow teleport to Tetris god.
((Last chance if you don't like the body once it runs on souls and rage then I'm going to destroy it because reasons!))

[3]I SAID- IT RUNS OFF OF CLEAN BURNING ENERGY!
[3]You can't.

((Does that mean I now have a higher ki limit than I had previously?))

Build a house on this mountaintop

Meditate on ways to attain godhood through mastery of my Ki. (Don't try for godhood, just try for a bonus to any actions where I try to attain godhood through mastery of my Ki.)

[2]Out of what? Grass?
[8]You mess up and ascend to a higher plane of being with your ki vacating your body and forming a humanoid glowing ghost thing. It's gonna suck trying to reverse it to.

Send magmaproof probes to Io.

Send construction probes to Europa to build basic living quarters.

[2]Ye dinnae have any such probes. You have all the probles you have already with you.
[3]Second verse, same as the first.

...This god thing is boring.

Watch what the humans do next.

Go find out what the molepeople are up to.

[8]Two of the scientists figure it out at the same time and each accuses the other of cheating. An epic battle ensues that ends with both of them unable to actually build a working proto-type. They switch careers in shame. However, all is not lost because there's still that 5-year-old that you gave the idea "just in case". He's drawing rocket ships with crayons right now, but twenty years from now he could well be inventing FTL travel.
[5]Diggin' tunnels, praying, eating potatoes and worms. Y'know molestuff.

Eat prison.

[8] You spontaneously mutate and grow huge, thick jaws with steel teeth and began eating through the prison walls. You are now in constant pain but other than that no ill effect. ( For you. )

Tune: Fix Senketsu's half zombification thing

Tune: Smack Ckis in the back of the head for dabbling in s*** he shouldn't be dabbling in

[5]You make it a little better, but still about 1/3 zombie.
[5]You smack him over the head. Time will tell if he learned his lesson.

Fire hentai at the enemies as a peace offering.

Introduce kinkier hentai.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

((New plan; don't kill anyone, just let them drown in their own juices.))

[5]The TG isn't into hentai. The lawyers are distracted! ( But not for long.
[6]You somehow invent ULTRAPORN. Good job. Excuse me while I go facepalm and ask why this kind of thing keeps happening to me.

POURQUOI!?!?!?!?!?!?

use corporate assets to legalize random stuff through "special interests"

[6]You legalize licking park benches, smoking marijuana (outside of city limits), public juggling shows without permits, and the right to bear afro. Those intersts special enough?

SLAUTER THE LAWERS

[4]You kill one and the rest have you convicted for first-degree murder.

CaptainMcClellan:Try again to get the lawyers out of the country.

Maria: Find a lawyer and get help defending your son's right to exist.

Hobo & Co: Acquire booze

Marchioness: Be escorted by the nice ghost grump to the library.

[1]No, they're busy with the hentai.
[4]You find Q. Q is not really in any condition to help, but he promises to try.
[6]You guys find one of the missing SOGWORT members, and it turns out Oswald still produces his own wines and liquors.
[4]You link arms at the elbow and wait for him to escort you.

Return to Cheesistan

[2]Still pinned by the Potatolaird's power.

Marchioness: Thanks again for escorting me.

(( It's a free action since it counts as roleplaying. ))

Sollux:II gue22 not. Why diid you iinviite me though?

Spoiler: Arena Round Two (click to show/hide)

SWEATY!

VERSUH!

CaptainMcClellan!

((Sorry I couldn't find better pictures. Equius isn't that popular and I misplaced the picture with me and my axe. So. There you go. ))

[smurfingtonthethird]

((your arena picture is kill))

Stupid humans.

Find an uninhabited patch of galaxy, start creating a giant shield world for 'testing purposes'.

Try and locate my original kind, wherever they might be.

[CaptainMcClellan]

((your arena picture is kill))

Stupid humans.

Find an uninhabited patch of galaxy, start creating a giant shield world for 'testing purposes'.

Try and locate my original kind, wherever they might be.

(( Thanks. ))

(( You have an "original kind"? ))

[Lolfail0009]

Forgo the weapons and manufacture Hentaibots to work as... well... workers in the Fast Food 'n' Hentai places.

Make lemonade.

[smurfingtonthethird]

(( You have an "original kind"? ))

((Maybe, hence why I'm looking.))

[TamerVirus]

yup, run for public office on the platform of "down with this sort of thing"

[Lyeos]

"I said no touching! Let go!"

Lyeos: Clean BURNING energy? Make it run off of burning orphans!

Lyeos: Make it able to harvest souls.

[Tune of Dwarves]

Tune: Fix Senketsu's zombie problem completely

Tune: go play more Final Fantasy 7 or something