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[Lyeos]

((Question: Can my eye lasers reach Kevak at this distance? And by this distance I mean from the ground to somewhere in space!))

[~Neri]

((Regardless of if they can reach me or not, I'm an energy being, all they could do is make me stronger.))

[Lyeos]

((Regardless of if they can reach me or not, I'm an energy being, all they could do is make me stronger.))

((It seems that you think I'm intending to harm and/or kill you. Have some faith in me. I don't always want to hurt everyone.))

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Besides, you still owe me a bouncyball, which I won't get if you're completely gone.

((Oh. I think some people want you to mess with this.))

[~Neri]

((Kevak has 20+ projects, Kevak does not have time to work on the wiki.))

[CaptainMcClellan]

((Kevak has 20+ projects, Kevak does not have time to work on the wiki.))

((CMC also has 20+ projects and Kevak is a complex individual that it is difficult to write an article about. Hence why Kevak must do it. However, no hurry. I'll eat and we'll fight the tg and stuff.))

((Oh. I think some people want you to mess with this.))

((I now pronounce you Lord Of Wiki-Crawlers! Congrats you are the only one who seems to actually read the dang thing. ))

[Lyeos]

((I now pronounce you Lord Of Wiki-Crawlers! Congrats you are the only one who seems to actually read the dang thing. ))

((Yes! I am finally rewarded for having no social life!...
Jerk move inbound.
Roll to invite CMC to be cannon fodder in this.))

((Why is everybody so busy? I wish there were twenty-seven of both of you so you would be able to relax more or something.))

[CaptainMcClellan]

(( I swear I'm actually rolling now. I was going to wait for Tune to be ready to Roll to Dodge, but then we all became down with the illness, and I have been having sleep issues since. Also during a manic episode I attempted to make a history of this Roll to Dodge completely in haiku. I have since realized that like the Trope list, I don't want another thing to delay updates, frustrate me, and give Lyeos and Kevak an excuse to badger me in OOC. I also almost had the roll in two days ago, but then I crashed. I have that roll saved to file though, so I didn't lose my progress. My current action is completing this. So all of you, look sharp, get ready! ))

[CaptainMcClellan]

Tune: Send the TG a blockbattle invite

Tune: Send EVERYONE a block battle invite

[AUTO]This will be how the boss fight ends, we're just stalling until everything is ready.

Send cultists to attack the lawyers!
Attack Tetris the god!

[3]They're too a-scared.
[8]You attack and end up trapped in a T-block. ( T for trap, get it? )

((Does this mean I'm out of Ki? Will the Tetris god still be here in 3 turns for the meteors to hit him? Did I just use PK Kiai to make PK Starstorm?))

Meditate to recharge Ki

Tap into previously unknown Ki reserves to achieve higher forms of Super Saiyan.

[1]NOPE. DISTRACTION!
[3]You need to charge your ki further.

Convince Sollux to join me in space.

Send some basic drones to Jupiter's moons to begin building an inhabitable facility on one of the moons.

[8]ALSO SPRACH ZARATHRUSTA PLAYS DURING TAKE-OFF. "In space noone can hear you scream..."
[7]Hehehe! They get there just fine... What they find there, that's another story... ( IN keeping with the Theme from 2001)

HAVE A FEAST, USE THE WAIL FOR THE FOOD.

[8]"Insert Russian Reversal here." You get eaten by the whale.

Set my fart on fire to blast the doors open.

[2]Too late, it's already spread too much.

Summon Supreme Court to deal with this mess

[2]The Supreme Court only applies in the US.

Consume enough pie to stay full, save the rest for later.

"A war? Research can wait!!"

Assemble the magnets and cables into a battery of giant railguns that can use anything metal as ammo.

[4]No time for pie! Science is now!
[6]Good job! Rail guns for us all.

Giegue: Blast lawyers with your trademark-infringing attacks.

[2]Through legal goobldy-gook that noone understands they are literally able to revoke your ability to use the techniques. You see... these are not just lawyers, they're JAPANESE NINJA LAWYERS! They can sue you retroactively!!!!

Accept Tune's challenge.

[AUTO]See above.

(( GM's note: Also Sprach Zarathustra is now our official rickroll. ))

[smurfingtonthethird]

Try and identify anything more powerful than myself.

See what Wallace is up to.

((Wait, I can't join in boss battles because I can one-shot anything? Turds.))

*makes loud hissing noises*

[Lyeos]

((Click. The. Link.))

Lyeos:Use my enchanted fists to punch out parts of the Tetris blocks so they'll fit properly.

Mitzi: Look for Lyeos! He's a ghost, right? Maybe he can handle it!

Ahem...

[CaptainMcClellan]

Try and identify anything more powerful than myself.

See what Wallace is up to.

((Wait, I can't join in boss battles because I can one-shot anything? Turds.))

*makes loud hissing noises*

* sprays you with a cosmic water bottle *

Shuddap, so I missed one. I mean it's been a week, be glad this thread isn't dead!

[4]God, Satan, Parliament, the GM, a Siberian husky. In that order.
[2]There's a sock on his bedroom door and all the lights in his bedroom are off, so spying on him is kinda hard.

((Click. The. Link.))

Lyeos:Use my enchanted fists to punch out parts of the Tetris blocks so they'll fit properly.

Mitzi: Look for Lyeos! He's a ghost, right? Maybe he can handle it!

Ahem...

* loud sighs * Well, I never said getting back on track would be easy.
[7]Success! You eliminate several more lines of blocks this way, racking up the points and infuriating the TG.
[7]Dream Mitzi finds Ghost-Lyeos and asks him to baby-sit.

"But mmmmmmoooooooommmmm, I'm like... three hundred years old! I don't neeeeeeeeed a baby-sitter!!!"

Mitzi: TOO BAD! * throws her at you *

[WillowLuman]

Point out that Cheesistan's constitution explicitly does not respect international copyright.

Use pre-victorian legal artifacts to disbar the lawyers!

*Ahem*

[Prophet]

Burst free from the T shaped prison.
Attack Tetris god.
"My temple my temple my temple MY TEMPLE YOU MOTHER****** I'LL SHOVE MY SCYTHE UP YOUR A** YOU SON OF A W****." ((I was getting bored of being one of the sane ones I needed to act more psychotic I did say I was insane on the wiki and before back in the maze/Giegue's mind.))

[TamerVirus]

Then summon the Court of the Excheeser!

[CaptainMcClellan]

Point out that Cheesistan's constitution explicitly does not respect international copyright.

Use pre-victorian legal artifacts to disbar the lawyers!

*Ahem*

I COULD SWEAR I GOT THIS ONE ALREADY! T-T

[4]They are not amused, but nor are they distracted.
[3]They point out even more obscure precedents that cover them.