GM: Roll for ability to mess with all of the rolls for optimal amusement.
[6] Hmmm... Close enough. But only for this turn though.
Squash the tetris god using uber god powers.
Start creating a device that lets me comprehend reality.
[7][1] TOO EASY. NOT ALLOWED.
[7] You make goggles that allow you to see things in the manner of a perfectly sane person, as well as making the perfect accessory. (( Was tempted to make this an 8, but I figured it wouldn't be as amusing. ))
Get permits from government for legitimate scientific research.
Acquire pie.
[7]Congrats! You have tenure with the gov't.
[5][7] Pie of many flavours starts raining from the sky.
Uh oh, Tetris is a copyright of the Tetris Company, LLC! Accordingly I have received word that this "Tetris God" is operating without expressed permission and is infringing on their copyrights! They order for him to cease and desist immediately lest they sue!
[2][8] LAWYERS DESCEND ON THE COUNTRY! They begin trying to revoke our very existences because we violate copyrights of random people. THE WAR OF THE LAWYERS IS NOW.
Promise Sollux food if he comes to space with the fleet, he doesn't actually need to do any work, more of a conversational partner then anything else.
Have a single scoutship scan the system for ideal spots to build a base.
((Once we get to Eridan, if he survives, I am Going to make him crossdress. Cause he's a douche and deserves it. (Also there is a whole list of Eridan crossdressing pictures out there I want to use for daily outfits...) But seriously, he deserves it.))
[1]Sollux is foreign, not stupid.
[6] There are some nice moons around Jupiter. Or you could build another Mars colony if the Martians are ok with it.
((As my cousin pointed out, he would like it. Plus the whole reason for the Trap War was to purge cross-dressing from this thread. Do not mess with the peaceful compromise we have made.
Make a really bad fart that causes a prison riot.
[4] RIOT!
GM Cancels Roll: Throwing Tantrum!"Sir, the homestuckers have arrived!!!"
"WHAT, CATCH HIM"
CAPTURE SOLLUX
[8] You capture Sollux. The GM smites you. "PUT HIM DOWN BEFORE YOU MAKE EVERYTHING GO SCREWY"
A voice calls from the depths: "TOO LATE!" All of a sudden the giant space whale from Final Fantasy X falls out of the air along with a potted plant which thinks "Oh no. Not agaaaaaaaaaiiiin!" GOOD JOB. YOU MESSED UP THE THREAD! The space whale crushes you, your scythers, and Sollux. ( But you all survive. )
Tune: Stop watching T.V only to be distracted by my GB and start playing Tetris
Tune: DO SOMETHING AMAZING THAT GETS RID OF THE TETRIS GOD SOMEHOW
4[7]* tetris theme A plays *
[8]He takes your prowess at Tetris as a challenge. He moves his cloud over to Arcadia instead of Microphonia.
Lyeos: Stop being a sword.
Mitzi: Go take a nap.
[7]Alright.
[6]You take a nap. Unfortunately right at that moment,
your daughter decides it would be an excellent idea to recite some of her AMAZING POETRY, interrupting your otherwise amazing dream.
((I don't know about PK Fire. I got PSI Healing, but that probably won't be helpful here. Also, get some sleep, dang it.))
Shoryuken!
PK Kiai!
[6]You home in on him like in DBZ Budokai Tenkaichi 3. SHORYUKEN! You knock him back, which only serves to get him and his cloud closer to Arcadia and Tune of Dwarves's Camp.
[5]PK KIAI! You use up your Ki in one Earth-shattering scream. You miss and hit an asteroid, which explodes and will rain meteorites on the Tetris god in like 3 turns or so.
Yes I am basically Kev-senpai's sidekick he just needs to ask if he wants me to do something.
Form giant shadow version of me. "My temple! You bastard I'll kick your ass."
[3]Too far.
[2][7] THE GM BLASTS YOU WITH GREEN GM ENERGY. YOU BECOME SUPRAH SHADOW THING AND STORM THROUGH THE STREETS AFTER HIM. ( No buildings or citizens are harmed, though they are coated in ectoplasmic slime. )
Drop kick the Tetronimos on top of the knights back into the Tetris God's face.
Up the power of the song to provide a bonus to all rolls directed against the Tetris god!
[1]NOPE.
[1]You play Dire Strait's "Money for Nothing". It provides no bonuses, but you get one of those pies falling from the sky and a bar of gold that forms out of nowhere.
CaptainMcClellan: Full military action against the TG,
Giegue: Get the hell out of Cheesistan.
[3][1] Nope. Too serious, too practical, too effective. THIS SHALL NOT STAND. * all military is warped back to base.
[6][1] Nope. The lawyers descend and try to sue me into ceasing and desisting, despite the fact that Nintendo will never use your game ever. You become entrenched in the lawyer war.
RAIN BLOCKS ON TUNE'S CAMP.
Blast crater in the bottom of Tune's playing field.
[5]Your cloud begins raining Tetrominos, which all bounce off the shield.
[7]BOOM. WELCOME TO TETRIS HELL.
(( GM:
Hope and pray they take this with a good sense of humour. ))
((Why, it's Claus! Or Klarth, depending on which version you play.))
(( What series? ))
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