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[CaptainMcClellan]

FIND SOME PSYCHIC TYPES TO DO THE BUILDING FOR US

Giegue: No.

((Roll! Poketwo vs  Giegue! 12 vs 3! The dice have sided with poketwo!  ))

Giegue: ( Sonova crap. ) * uses telekinesis to roll a 20 * No.

((SCYTHERS AND SCIZORS USE ALL BUG TYPE MOVES (((ROLL:12))) IT'S SUPER SPECIAL AWESOME EFFECTIVE))

Giegue: ( Augh!!! ) * tries to wipe the ants off *
(( Will roll soon. Not now, but soon. ))

[CaptainMcClellan]

"Well, do you want me to just throw you in random people's bodies?"


Pull the sword from the stone.

Provide mind-showers for the shadow beasts because "Fine! I'm sorry!"

[2]You are not the chosen one.
[8]They thank you and start to clean themselves. They then proceed to use brainshock on you anyway. You are confused. ( CRAP. Now I have to do confusion modifiers for the next turn. )

Find out what the Martian's tech is at using god powers.

Hire a therapist for Wallace.

I have god things to be doing. Because reasons.

[2] Martian tech has already adapted to use Abraham Lincoln's hat as an anti-potato defense system. This includes your potatolepathy.
[4] You find a therapist who will take the case. He has crazy in his eyes, but you should be fine.

Me: Connect the shadows of my cultists to my body I will form a hivemind with me as the leading mind.
Mini-me: Go talk to Giegue.

[2]No.
[5]You take the bus to the main government building.

Spaceships!

Colonize Venus!

[3]It goes bad. Most of them explode before clearing orbit.
[3]Too hot, your colonists melt. Hooray for trap-death!

LINE BLOCK!
LINE BLOCK!
((My lord, you have damned us all!))

[4]The Line block crushes ckis for his impudence.
[2]Line block is not what the Tetris god has in mind for you now. "REVERSE SQUIGGLY"

FIND SOME PSYCHIC TYPES TO DO THE BUILDING FOR US

[2]The Psychic types all find perfectly legitimate reasons not to help you. Mostly existentialist ramblings on how "nothing really matters, ergo we choose to not do anything."

Tune: Look at the blocks fall

SQUIGGLY

[3]Your view is blocked by a sudden influx of fog.
[2]The Tetris god chooses to spite you, "SQUARE".
(( "There is no place for a square my lord!" ))

CaptainMcClellan:Hire somebody else to do my paperwork.

Giegue: Take a nap

Maria: figure out how to correctly answer the forms on behalf of Giegue.

[3]Nobody wants to work for a loser in a dead-end job in a bad office.

"WHAT!? I'm the bluddy Minister of Defense, bitches! You should all look upon me with envy or some equivocal emotion! SCREW YOU DICE!" * throws dice at Tune * "YOU ROLL IT."
[5]You begin to drift off.
[7]You complete his paper work, straighten the stack and put the paper clip back on.

[Tune of Dwarves]

Tune: Get rid of the damn fog

Tune: Now view the blocks.

[Prophet]

Me: Convert more people.
Mini-me: Go inside then talk to Giegue.

[smurfingtonthethird]

Rapidly increase humanities' level of technology.

Check on the bodyguards. Get them to approach Wallace honestly.

[poketwo]

THEN FORCE THE PSYCHIC TYPES TO DO IT.

[~Neri]

((Trap death? Who said I was sending Traps? I was using monkeys. Tis standard.))

Spaceships!

Colonize Venus!

[WillowLuman]

[2] Martian tech has already adapted to use Abraham Lincoln's hat as an anti-potato defense system. This includes your potatolepathy.

((Oh gods. Those martians? XD))

[CaptainMcClellan]

((Trap death? Who said I was sending Traps? I was using monkeys. Tis standard.))

(( You monster! ))

[smurfingtonthethird]

[2] Martian tech has already adapted to use Abraham Lincoln's hat as an anti-potato defense system. This includes your potatolepathy.

((Oh gods. Those martians? XD))

*realises*

Those Martians should be total bros, what's with all the hatred?

[CaptainMcClellan]

[2] Martian tech has already adapted to use Abraham Lincoln's hat as an anti-potato defense system. This includes your potatolepathy.

((Oh gods. Those martians? XD))

*realises*

Those Martians should be total bros, what's with all the hatred?

* shrug * The dice are evil and extend a negative influence? I can't really think of a better reason. Maybe you personally offend them for some reason?

[WillowLuman]

(If they're THOSE martians, then...

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Magic Man confirmed for future boss

[Prophet]

((Phew I'm glad no traps died on Venus.))

[Lyeos]

Hug Kevak!

Whisper soothing, totally-not-just-trying-to-distract-him things in Kevak's ear!

[CaptainMcClellan]

Tune: Get rid of the damn fog

Tune: Now view the blocks.

[4]It's magic fog.
[6]You manage to view the blocks through the fog anyway.

Me: Convert more people.
Mini-me: Go inside then talk to Giegue.

[6]You keep converting people to traps.
[3]You don't know where Giegue is exactly.

Rapidly increase humanities' level of technology.

Check on the bodyguards. Get them to approach Wallace honestly.

[1]Humanity has the idiot-ball this turn.
[6] INTERVENTION FOR THE LULZ [8] You check on them, they're busy making out and they wave you on.

THEN FORCE THE PSYCHIC TYPES TO DO IT.

[6]You summon a Kadabra and Mewtwo through the portal and threaten to tickle them if they don't build for you, so of course they get to work straight away.

((Trap death? Who said I was sending Traps? I was using monkeys. Tis standard.))

Spaceships!

Colonize Venus!

[6]OH GOD... (( 666 on Kevak's turn. )) The spaceship turns into a giant demon and starts battling you.
[3]Yeah... you send one of the not demonic spaceships. It burns up in orbit.

Hug Kevak!

Whisper soothing, totally-not-just-trying-to-distract-him things in Kevak's ear!

[8]You hug him, he absorbs into you being as you're both ghost-like.
[5]You whisper soothing mess into Kevak's ear, which is all the easier now that he's inside you.

(If they're THOSE martians, then...

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Magic Man confirmed for future boss

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Yeah sure, why not. Could be why the Martians are so upset right now.

CaptainMcClellan: Go downstairs and take a nap in the middle of the lobby in protest of my crappy office.

Maria: Wake Giegue gently.

[6]My political protest has begun!
[2]He groans and murmurs "Five more minutes, mom..."