Punch someone.
[5]
You punch a person. He goes flying backwards, opening up a secret door.
*touch touch*
[6]
Oh. Oh dear RNG. How... This time you've gone too far.Mass multiversal evacuation protocol initiated. Appointed godmasters, retreat back to omniversal confines. Begin immediate mass destruction of corroded multiverses. Recreator shields online. Mass string manipulators are three-tenths charged. Wave of destruction moving at standard speed of reality.
This is not a simulation. A ZX class destruction event is in progress. Estimated losses are in the trillions.((You just found a bigger version of SCP-1968. And activated it. So that it RESETS ALL OF
REALITY. Weasel out of this one.))
Create planets with hidden fun stuff for explorers to find billions of years from now.
Create planets with hidden fun stuff for explorers to find billions of years from now.
[4]
A treasure world is made! Not that much treasure though.
Then you hear the RNG's alert, like every other sentient that has ever lived. Yay for mass hysteria.
SEND THE PEOPLE I JOINED INTO THE PORTAL, CAUSE WE NEED TO COME BACK ONCE EVERYTHING CALMS DOWN
[5]
The fleet is through.
SOOTHE GORBACHEV
THROW AT KJ
[6]
Yay, rips in space time to many minimalist RTD's ((Check with their GM first, they might get mad if weird shit starts popping through.
Yeah, ok. I don't really have any in mind. Except this...
Beckon LordSlowpoke to bash Kevakiyas with Gobrachyov again.
[3]vs[4]
Gobrachov in Kevakiya's face!
((Yeah, multiversal destruction for all. Take it in your game or leave it.))
Suffocate the cannibal with potatoes.
"Learn to eat real food!"
[2]
It would help if he needed to breathe.
Check with my head architect to see if my multispace station/superweapon thingys are done, if not, roll to eat another delicious potato and cheese sandwich (Mmmm).
[6]
It's done. It's also being ravaged by the vanguard of a reality destroying wave. Nuts.
Do as she says.
[4]
Washing and then sleep. Glorious.
What's that supposed to mean?
Put on my top hat and monocle and take a stroll through soul town with my cane.
[2]
Bit screwed, considering it's made out of soul monster bits. Like wearing a human skin hat.
Also, not much of a town left. Just a crater. Nuclear bombs don't work, apparently.
How can I see the crack? Does it glow?
Observe crack.
[6]
The crack just 'is'. A crack. But not just any crack in reality, the crack to reality. A door straight to the heart of whatever keeps everything moving, omniverse, multiverse, and universes alike. It is where the physical reality is.
Well, if it saves everything...
In we go, monkey boy.And now you are standing next to reality.
Hey. I'm reality. What are you doing here? Is this about the resetting?