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Eternal prison

Thrown into black hole

Eaten by a grue

[smurfingtonthethird]

Possibly. Option two is that it just sets off another round of big bangs. You still die either way.

[kj1225]

And then most likely respawn. That's how resets work. It resets the board so to speak.

[WillowLuman]

If the reset completes but some people insulate themselves somehow, does that make them Things From Before Time?

[Lolfail0009]

Pharika!Lolfail: "Aww, shit. That can't be good; the Conflux looks like it's... unhappening."

Pharika!Cyrydiad: "Looks like the stars are moving... and becoming brighter."

Pharika: Mentally call out to Phenax, God of Deception and Athreos, God of Passing to help cheat the multiversal reset.

Find the bomb shelter of the gods,use my gentlemen speak to convince them to stop this travesty!

((Assume that he's looking for any god and therefore this is an assisted action))

[smurfingtonthethird]

((Think of the 'reset' as massive matter wells in every universe sucking everything into a central point, then exploding, restarting the multiverse. The omniverse is hanging off the side, so it is unaffected.))

[IcyTea31]

Stab the princess and quickly return to the homeverse.

[Propman]

Aid HugoLuman before the multiverse ends!

>Tanks unite! Also aid this Hugo Man of Lu in his endeavors!

[Propman]

((We are but machines built to serve humanity. (Sorta. I think I wqs built to demolish some sort of shrine.) If we are destroyed in the process, so be it; We would have been destroyed doing our duty for the continued glorius survival of man, and that destruction alone is worth many creations.

Though, if we end up instead ruining the survival effort and have them all krump in the process, we'd look quite foolish in the face of the gods, no?))

[Lolfail0009]

Though, if we end up instead ruining the survival effort and have them all krump in the process, we'd look quite foolish in the face of the gods, no?))

((You all look foolish to me.))

[TamerVirus]

Hold an urgent business meeting where we discuss the impending collapse of the multiverse and its effects on commodities

[Lord_lemonpie]

Join the meeting and offer free acid to everyone

[poketwo]

ESCAPE TO CHEESISTAN

[CaptainMcClellan]

Create stable space-time pocket to surround and contain reset button's effects, then shove it into another multiverse.

[smurfingtonthethird]

Go through the secret door!

[1]

It's full of explosives. You stepped on the trigger. FUC-

Boom.

Wait for the next time to see the lovely mistress.

... Where did that thought come from?

((watr u tryin 2 du))
[5]

Wake up time! You complete chores, eat breakfast, then whip mistress rocks up.
"We need to get you a sword. So we can show off to the queen."

"Well, Helgo, looks like this is it. Do-or-die. Got any schnapps?" (By that I mean, assistance please! We're fucked if this doesn't work)

Directed drunk science with the entire Raptor and Proto-Olympian populations to save ourselves.

[6]

Rampart mass drunk-science-fuelled hysteria. Maybe that was a bad idea.

Oh yeah, time is starting to unravel. This adds for some quantum shenanigans.

OTHER ME THAT IS A GM: FINALLY, THE TIME IS RIGHT!!!! BRING THE INFINITE FORCES OF YOUR MEGA MILITARY WITH YOU INTO THE OMNIVERSAL CONFINES. THE DIE IS CAST!!!

[1]

NO

Summon enough potatoes to stop the omniverse from resetting.

[3]

THERES NEVER ENOUGH

May the RNG help us.

Fart.

((You're faced with the physical manifestation of reality and you fart. I love this game. ))

[4]

A loud squeaker.

Ignore the butt-monkey for a second, any chance you could make reality not reset?

Probably. Just contain it with something that contracts faster than it expands.

Aid HugoLuman before the multiverse ends!

[4]

You actually get some usable data about the wave. It compacts everything into little balls of pure energy. You may want to stay away from the wave.

KICK IN DOOR TO REALITY

EAT IT

[5]

You ate reality. YOU WENT AND STUFFED REALITY DOWN YOUR PIE HOLE.

Now all of reality is inside your digestive system. Business as normal for them. To be honest, I don't know where that leaves you, though.

Find the bomb shelter of the gods,use my gentlemen speak to convince them to stop this travesty!

[2]

Doesn't exist. NUTS

Wait... won't it only reset the universe to the last normal point it was at? So, it basically wouldn't change anything given the state of the multiverse.

((I believe it was a multiversal reset.))

Find a comfy chair, a bottle of Sujamma and some Horker jerky. Munch and watch the fireworks.

[2]

You're in omniversal jail. For obvious reasons.

Pharika!Lolfail: "Aww, shit. That can't be good; the Conflux looks like it's... unhappening."

Pharika!Cyrydiad: "Looks like the stars are moving... and becoming brighter."

Pharika: Mentally call out to Phenax, God of Deception and Athreos, God of Passing to help cheat the multiversal reset.

Find the bomb shelter of the gods,use my gentlemen speak to convince them to stop this travesty!

((Assume that he's looking for any god and therefore this is an assisted action))

[6]

They're flipping out. That is not a good sign.

Stab the princess and quickly return to the homeverse.

[3]

Your benefactors have ditched you, apparently. Great. You're also totally and utterly fucked. Yet you still manage to push your way up to the balcony and take a lunge at her, only to bitch out and miss on purpose at the end.

Hello unconsciousness.

Aid HugoLuman before the multiverse ends!

>Tanks unite! Also aid this Hugo Man of Lu in his endeavors!

[4]

The Order of the Tanks is assembled! Too bad hugoluman's guys are on a crazy drunk-science rampage.

Hold an urgent business meeting where we discuss the impending collapse of the multiverse and its effects on commodities

[1]

"It makes everything worthless, you dipshit. Why did you call this meeting?"

Join the meeting and offer free acid to everyone

[5]

"Fuck it, we're dead anyway."

ESCAPE TO CHEESISTAN

[4]

You escape. Except Cheesistan is also a part of this wacked continuty, so it's fucked too.

Create stable space-time pocket to surround and contain reset button's effects, then shove it into another multiverse.

[3]

It doesn't work. Now it's starting to get very, very big.

String manipulators are holding the line against the corruption. Try and get as many multiverses shielded as possible.

[Twi]

Exist, for the lulz.