Pharika: DIGEST THE FUCKER. WITH VENOM IF NECESSARY. I WILL DRINK MY BOWL OF NYX INFUSION IF I HAVE TO.
[1]
NOTHING WORKS
EVEN WITH VENOM YOU FEEL NOTHING
"Uh, are you sure you don't need me to find your remote?"
((No brakes!))
[2]
Oh. Ohhhh no. You're not getting out of it that easily. Reconstruction has begun!You lose consciousness.
Get up.Offer some crumpets.
[2]
There's no topping! He's angry!
Start offering some random dinosaurs the chance to join the Raptor Empire.
Start a mining colony.
((Dinosaurs didn't exist then, don't be silly. Get back to fighting soul monsters you created.))
[3]
Mining asteroids. Woot.
[PILLAGING INTENSIFIES]
[5]
YOU STEAL EVERYTHING
[PILLAGING INTENSIFIES]
[PILLAGING DEESCALATES]
[2]
DON'T BE A PARTY POOPER
"Yes ma'am."
[6]
Good.She hugs you. She's also a good head taller than you. Welcome to Marshmellow hell (or heaven, I don't know what you're into.)
A 6 eh? I'll interpret that as 'You're playing me like a marionette'.
Regardless of hawt goddess giving me a shot, resist actions on principle!
(Btw, aren't I a cheese-boy?)
If that fails, SEAL THE DEAL.
[5]
You refuse. She's sorta let down but OK with it.
You're no fun. To think you could have earned your freedom through godhood.Find more treasure to hire a new assassin.
[6+3]
Too much treasure! Other treasure hunters attack!
Fascist dictatorship? Just to... y'know, stabilize things.
[4]
Brute force solves everything!
Start offering some random dinosaurs the chance to join the Raptor Empire.
7 Billion years ago is before the formation of the Earth. Present time, universe is almost 14 Billion years old, so we've gone back about half the age of the Universe. The milky way has been around for a few billion years, but the sun isn't due to form for another few billion.
With no extant competition this far in the past, rebuild and spread through space.
[4]
There's still civilizations, but you're mostly unopposed as you colonize the area.
JOIN WITH THE COMMUNISTS
[6]
SPELL CARD FUSION PLAYED
TIME-TRAVELLING ELECTRIC NAZI COMMUNISTS FROM THE FUTUUUURE
The first few billion years in the universe were fairly boring - stars and galaxies and such need time to form, and to get planets you need heavy elements, implying a few generations of stars have alreaddy died.
Explore, expand, exploit, for the Glory of the Empire. Set up a federal system of government, following the ideal of free-market social democracy - one Raptor, one vote.
((Well, to be honest, there's a lot more complexity than that. I won't reveal everything, though.))
[6]
You run into the civilization that will one day form the Greek God Pantheon while on a colonizing spree.
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