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Lyeos

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Re: We Are Our Avatars: Ruining reality for everyone!
« Reply #585 on: April 29, 2014, 07:50:29 am »

Find more treasure to hire a new assassin.
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Re: We Are Our Avatars: Ruining reality for everyone!
« Reply #586 on: April 29, 2014, 09:34:13 am »

Fascist dictatorship? Just to... y'know, stabilize things.

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Re: We Are Our Avatars: Ruining reality for everyone!
« Reply #587 on: April 29, 2014, 11:40:17 am »

Start offering some random dinosaurs the chance to join the Raptor Empire.

7 Billion years ago is before the formation of the Earth. Present time, universe is almost 14 Billion years old, so we've gone back about half the age of the Universe. The milky way has been around for a few billion years, but the sun isn't due to form for another few billion.

With no extant competition this far in the past, rebuild and spread through space.
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Re: We Are Our Avatars: Ruining reality for everyone!
« Reply #588 on: April 29, 2014, 11:58:36 am »

Lol, thinking the universe is empty after 7 billion years of existence. Good luck with that.
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Re: We Are Our Avatars: Ruining reality for everyone!
« Reply #589 on: April 29, 2014, 12:01:16 pm »

Hey, it's for the dice to decide, right? I mean, any planets currently in existence won't be that old, and any life even more so. I just wonder if the Empire can stay together with no external threats to fight.
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Re: We Are Our Avatars: Ruining reality for everyone!
« Reply #590 on: April 29, 2014, 04:56:30 pm »

JOIN WITH THE COMMUNISTS
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Re: We Are Our Avatars: Ruining reality for everyone!
« Reply #591 on: April 29, 2014, 04:58:01 pm »

The first few billion years in the universe were fairly boring - stars and galaxies and such need time to form, and to get planets you need heavy elements, implying a few generations of stars have alreaddy died.

Explore, expand, exploit, for the Glory of the Empire. Set up a federal system of government, following the ideal of free-market social democracy - one Raptor, one vote.
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Re: We Are Our Avatars: Ruining reality for everyone!
« Reply #592 on: April 29, 2014, 05:10:44 pm »

At 7 billion years old, any planets would still be pretty young, probably not long enough for complex life. So no competition from aliens. Of course, ancient supernatural entities like eldricht horrors or gods might still be around, it might be the "Age of Myth" of the universe without any other mortals around.
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Re: We Are Our Avatars: Ruining reality for everyone!
« Reply #593 on: April 29, 2014, 07:27:21 pm »

Don't gods come into existence because someone believes in them? At least that's canon in a surprisingly large amount of places...
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Re: We Are Our Avatars: Ruining reality for everyone!
« Reply #594 on: April 29, 2014, 07:28:49 pm »

So eldricht beings from before time it is!
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Re: We Are Our Avatars: Ruining reality for everyone!
« Reply #595 on: April 29, 2014, 07:40:48 pm »

Why am I seeing all those avatars being stick-like figures???
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Re: We Are Our Avatars: Ruining reality for everyone!
« Reply #596 on: April 29, 2014, 07:42:45 pm »

Dunno. You haven't done anything in a few turns, please do.
EDIT: On my RTD, I mean.
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Re: We Are Our Avatars: Ruining reality for everyone!
« Reply #597 on: April 29, 2014, 07:51:57 pm »

(Objective mentioned that he thought he kept seeing Descan's avatar when scrolling, so a bunch of people started copying his avatar and tagline to confuse Objective. Then it grew and started mutating.)

(In light of recent avatar related events, perhaps the next GM thing should be fending off a viking invasion?)
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Re: We Are Our Avatars: Ruining reality for everyone!
« Reply #598 on: April 29, 2014, 07:56:53 pm »

Pharika: DIGEST THE FUCKER. WITH VENOM IF NECESSARY. I WILL DRINK MY BOWL OF NYX INFUSION IF I HAVE TO.

[1]

NOTHING WORKS

EVEN WITH VENOM YOU FEEL NOTHING

"Uh, are you sure you don't need me to find your remote?"
((No brakes!))
[2]

Oh. Ohhhh no. You're not getting out of it that easily. Reconstruction has begun!

You lose consciousness.

Get up.

Offer some crumpets.

[2]

There's no topping! He's angry!

Start offering some random dinosaurs the chance to join the Raptor Empire.

Start a mining colony.
((Dinosaurs didn't exist then, don't be silly. Get back to fighting soul monsters you created.))
[3]

Mining asteroids. Woot.

[PILLAGING INTENSIFIES]

[5]

YOU STEAL EVERYTHING

[PILLAGING INTENSIFIES]

[PILLAGING DEESCALATES]

[2]

DON'T BE A PARTY POOPER

"Yes ma'am."

[6]

Good.

She hugs you. She's also a good head taller than you. Welcome to Marshmellow hell (or heaven, I don't know what you're into.)

A 6 eh? I'll interpret that as 'You're playing me like a marionette'.

Regardless of hawt goddess giving me a shot, resist actions on principle!
(Btw, aren't I a cheese-boy?)
If that fails, SEAL THE DEAL.

[5]

You refuse. She's sorta let down but OK with it.

You're no fun. To think you could have earned your freedom through godhood.

Find more treasure to hire a new assassin.

[6+3]

Too much treasure! Other treasure hunters attack!

Fascist dictatorship? Just to... y'know, stabilize things.

[4]

Brute force solves everything!

Start offering some random dinosaurs the chance to join the Raptor Empire.

7 Billion years ago is before the formation of the Earth. Present time, universe is almost 14 Billion years old, so we've gone back about half the age of the Universe. The milky way has been around for a few billion years, but the sun isn't due to form for another few billion.

With no extant competition this far in the past, rebuild and spread through space.

[4]

There's still civilizations, but you're mostly unopposed as you colonize the area.

JOIN WITH THE COMMUNISTS

[6]

SPELL CARD FUSION PLAYED

TIME-TRAVELLING ELECTRIC NAZI COMMUNISTS FROM THE FUTUUUURE

The first few billion years in the universe were fairly boring - stars and galaxies and such need time to form, and to get planets you need heavy elements, implying a few generations of stars have alreaddy died.

Explore, expand, exploit, for the Glory of the Empire. Set up a federal system of government, following the ideal of free-market social democracy - one Raptor, one vote.
((Well, to be honest, there's a lot more complexity than that. I won't reveal everything, though.))
[6]

You run into the civilization that will one day form the Greek God Pantheon while on a colonizing spree.
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Re: We Are Our Avatars: Ruining reality for everyone!
« Reply #599 on: April 29, 2014, 07:58:40 pm »

Give treasure to other treasure hunters in exchange for killing KJ!
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