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[swordsmith04]

Enter stadium and acquire DD. All in on Blue!

Oh, do I have any scars from the fire?

[NAV]

Eat a painkiller. I think that's all that's keeping me going at this point.

Hide behind the new guy with the shield.

Spoiler: Navarro (click to show/hide)

Name: Navarro
Description: Tall, lanky, scruffy looking, and with a back covered in scars. He has had a difficult life and solves all his problems by running away.
Reason for signing up: He wants a guard robot.
Strength:1
Dexterity:5
Endurance:1
Speed:15
Intelligence:1
Luck:1
Will:1
Perception:3

4 points

[Kedly]

Get ready to charge the enemy team once we are allowed to move ((This is totally a dex round. Bubba's screwed xD))

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Bubba
Description: Roid Junkie. He looks a mix between the Govenator and a meth head
Reason for signing up: One of his fellow junkies said he wasn't man enough to apply. He decided to prove him wrong. That and because an unending supply of roids and meth would be amazing
Stats: (20 points to allocate. 5 Points in a stat gives a 1/3 chance of +1. 10 gives 2/3, etc.)
Strength:15
Dexterity:1
Endurance:5
Speed:1
Intelligence:1
Luck:1
Will:1
Perception:1

[flabort]

A sly man slinks into the audience, getting his DD, and starts flashing a photograph.
Have you seen this man? His name is Wasted Bastard. I'm trying to track down members of my extended family, and heard that Wasted was last seen here.
The man then looks about suspiciously before realizing something, and shoots out his hand to shake that of whomever he's speaking to.
Oh, yes, my name's Sneaky Bastard. A pleasure to meet you, and I hope if you met my second cousin, he didn't dope you or anything... and I hope I'm not too late, either.
See, every time I manage to track down a cousin of mine, I discover I'm too late and they're already dead. I've got a pretty extensive list of dead cousins.
He whips out a folded chain of photgraphs. It unfolds down to the floor, and the folded section rolls all the way down into the arena before it's fully unfolded. Sneaky Bastard grins.
I'm pretty proud that I found all these. I... guess it's sad that they're all dead, though. So, what's you're name?

Spoiler: Waitlist Signup (click to show/hide)

Name: Sneaky Bastard
Description: Tall and wiry, but no where near as thin as Wasted. Usually hunched over, and usually ignored and not noticed.
Reason for Signing up: Each photograph of a cousin (around 285 photos) has a clump of hair attached. His wish is to resurect them all.

Str: 1
Dex: 5
End: 1
Spd: 10
Int: 4
Luk: 1
Wil: 1
Per: 5

[swordsmith04]

"Sword" blinked at the man. "Uh, Jaska Kohler. People like to call me 'Sword', though. And yeah, your cousin was here. Someone Molotov'd him and me both. He tried to climb up to the ceiling while on fire." He gestured over to where Wasted Bastard had fallen. "That's where he fell when he died. Wasn't much left. How does a man get that many cousins, anyway?"

[syvarris]

Mastahcheese enters the audience stands, freshly unmangled.

Get DD, and add it to my current eleven DD.  Then, Place a one-DD surival bet on every person, EXCEPT Mason who gets the rest of my DD in a survival bet.

((I've pointed it out before, but it's kind've odd that survival and death are paid equally, considering survival is more than six times as likely.))

[flabort]

Sneaky gives Sword a sly grin.
Ah, that would be me grandpappy's fault. We call him Sexy Bastard. So, Wasted's dead to, eh? Shame. And burnt? I may not be able to collect a hair for his photo then.
Sneaky Bastard starts realing in his chain of photos, while keeping up the conversation.
I guess I have tickets to watch this now, had to buy them to get in, so mays well sit and watch. You interested in hearing the Bastard family history?

[Hapah]

Woo!

Claim DD, buy 3 more beers, and take a seat near the back.

[swordsmith04]

"Sure. Sounds like quite the tale."

[flabort]

As near anyone in my family can tell, it traces back to a man named "Fat". His own child was named "slimy", but managed to sow trillions of "wild oats", if you get my drift. It gets muddled from there, determining whether the Bastard line continues or not, but when me great great great grandmammy Devilish Bastard married me great great great grandpappy Rich Bastard the Eighth, they reunited two disparate branches of the Bastard Family. From them, we can trace... two mostly pure lines back to Slimy. Rich and Devilish produced three fine children, the eldest inheriting Rich's fortune. Records call him Lucky. Lucky had five children himself, including Lucky Bastard the Second, and Hot Bastard. Lucky Two basically was never heard from again after he won some sort of game show, but Hot Bastard married her cousin, Handsome, and Sexy Bastard was their sole heir. He had about... thirty two wives, if I recall correctly.

Sexy's children each went on to form their own families. Me own pap is Long Winded Bastard, and Wasted Bastard was Sexy the Second's seventh child. Heh heh, do you want to know how many wives Sexy the Second managed to get? Forty five, not counting his half-sisters. Me uncle is one smoooooth Bastard. His own firstborn, Sexy the Third, though, is right here;
Sneaky points to his reel of photos.
Died when he tried to drug a girl at a party and would up taking them himself. Managed to produce one heir, not that that means anything unless your name is Lucky or Rich. Speaking of Rich, I heard that Rich Bastard the Thirteenth sponsors this show. He'd be me seventh cousin, twice removed, so he wouldn't be on me list of cousins, but I'll be visiting him one day for a loan, too. Most Bastards get loans from their generation's Rich Bastard, it's basically tradition.
Sneaky finishes folding up his photographs.
Nice meeting yo', 'Sword', but I smell beer now, and will be off.
And then he just seems to disappear from sight and is quickly forgotten.

[Parisbre56]

((Great! Nice shield.))

What do those beams look like? How are they shaped?
How large are they?
What's the distance between intersections?
Do we start on them or can we choose where and when to get on?
Can I rip part of my clothes to use as rope?

Spoiler: Destio Dravani (click to show/hide)

Name: Destio Dravani

Description: 19 year old teenage boy. Average height. Spiky black hair. Brown eyes. His body is bruised and scarred in places.

Reason for signing up: Enough money to take care of his and his little sister's problems.

Stats:
Strength:5
Dexterity:5
Endurance:1
Speed:5
Intelligence:5
Luck:1
Will:5
Perception:1

[Kriellya]

Collect DD, cheer for a line of proximity mines!

[flabort]

((Great! Nice shield.))

What do those beams look like? How are they shaped?
How large are they?
What's the distance between intersections?
Do we start on them or can we choose where and when to get on?
Can I rip part of my clothes to use as rope?

((Can you bridge a gap between intersections with that shield, basically? ))

[Toaster]

"Let's kill these a-holes!"


Inch forward a bit and get a good defensive position.  See if my robot hand can lock a grip on a bar.

Spoiler: Larry Sheet (click to show/hide)

Name:  Larry Hinn
Description:  A moderately tall fellow with broad shoulders.  Has the dull eyes and brown hair of his family.  Cracks his knuckles a lot.
Reason for signing up:  To get money for his nephew Thrak.  Boy isn't real bright.
Stats:
Strength:5
Dexterity:5
Endurance:5
Speed:5
Intelligence:1
Luck:5
Will:1
Perception:1

Team:  BLUE BARBARIANS
Points: 9
Inventory:  Revolver; one shot left.
Injuries:  Right arm from elbow down replaced with robot arm.

[piecewise]

Oh and toaster get 5 points and Mason gets 3 for a challenge. Yay.