EXPERIENCE THE TANTALUS CRUSHER!
Bodyslam Wasted Bastard.
Name: Wasted Bastard
Description: A guy who's so thin that his bones show, and his hips form a bowl in which stuff can be held. His stringy greasy hair is falling out in chunks, but reaches down to his lowest rib. His eyes bulge out like nothing you've ever seen, and dart this way and that without end. He's coated in a blue crystalline powder, probably from rolling in some drugs like a cat with catnip.
Reason for signing up: Out of money for drugs and food and rent, so need, like, 20 bucks to make it this month.
Stats:
Strength: 1 (wish this could be 0 for the auto fail)
Dexterity: 11
Endurance: -8 (I mean, 1)
Speed: 2
Intelligence: 1
Luck: 10
Will: 1
Perception: Negative infinity (1)
Same plan as before, but don't use the pinkey.
GOUGE OUT WASTER BASTARD'S EYES
Since I can't get at his throat, jab Wasted Bastard in the gut with the broken beer bottle. Cause as much blood loss as possible.
If he dies this turn, start sawing his ears off with the edge of the broken bottle.
kick someone while they're down
The pile of flailing limbs and murderous intent that has coagulated around Wasted Bastard glows for an instant and then detonates, hurling audience members in all directions. Xan, whose big flabby guts take a great deal of the blast, busts like a balloon full of lard and red jelly, viscera splattering the stands like a Gallagher show gone horribly wrong. Darkpaladin flies back, smacks into the corner of the ramp with his spine and then thuds to the ground, paralyzed from the waist down. Swordsmith is picked up by the blast and flies in a surprisingly elegant parabola before landing, lightly, back in his chair in the audience box. He looks around, blinking and confused. Unholy lands 10 feet back, dizzy and sore but otherwise fine.
Wasted is still laying on the ground, bloody and bruised, with his shackle angled up toward the ceiling.
"Hey guys, the first person to bring me both ears of Wasted Bastard will get 5 DD from me! 5 DD for those ears! An easy paycheck, is it not?"
Yell at people to bring me body parts for money. 5 DD for his ears!
Hmm, you wonder if you should pay anything for other body parts, because there seems to be plenty now.
"This is hardly sporting!"
Tsafi watched with a mix of awe and horror as his fellow audience members shed any semblance of humanity, descending on the contestants- the poor souls putting their lives on the line for the entertainment of the masses- in a screaming swarm of mindless violence.
"No way I'm going down there, but I may as well spice things up a little..."
>Go buy a stick of tnt for 4 DD. Light it and throw it into the melee from the safety of the stands. Watch results.
If I lack the means to light it, buy cigarettes and a lighter for 1 DD and then do so.
I don't believe we ever offered that? At least not for 4dd.
Doomblade187- 7DD
"Hmmm. They're doing pretty good, actually."
Watch from the safety of the stands, avoid any shrapnel or debris flying my way at high speeds through the time-tested method of ducking/dodging.
You duck, dodging a bit of Xan's...spleen? Hard to tell when it's whizzing past at 130 mph.
Shane-9DD
Buy 3 beer bottles, open them, then lob them towards the ramp
Hey, this is kinda fun!
You hurl several bottles at the ramp.
They hit the ramp and break.
Ok.
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