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[Alarith]

"Now the science can begin!"
Observe the mayhem from my seat in the audience.  Make notes of mob mentality in my journal.

Spoiler: character (click to show/hide)

Name: Fredrick Diezler
Description: He has short black hair.  His eyes are such a dark shade of brown that they
almost look black.  He has tanned skin.  He is always seen wearing a dark cape with a
hood, always raised.  He prefers to remain quiet, but he will speak when spoken to, or
when he develops a plan.  Looks fairly inconspicuous for some weird reason.
Reason for signing up: Science.  That means both competing for scientific research and
gaining money for more research.
Stats
Strength:1
Dexterity: 5
Endurance: 5
Speed: 5
Intelligence: 5
Luck:1
Will:1
Perception:5
DD:15

[Doomblade187]

Doomblade187- 7DD

"Let's see how they do."

Follow only if the rest don't succeed- if so, tackle Wasted Bastard and put him in a chokehold.

[Elephant Parade]

Sorry for my previous absence. I did post some actions during the challenge, but I guess they weren't relevant or something.

[Hapah]

Go buy 3 beers. Relax.

[smurfingtonthethird]

Weasel attack! Bite shins, tear up faces!

[piecewise]

Spoiler: Wasted Bastard: Blue Team, 1 Points (click to show/hide)

Name: Wasted Bastard
Description: A guy who's so thin that his bones show, and his hips form a bowl in which stuff can be held. His stringy greasy hair is falling out in chunks, but reaches down to his lowest rib. His eyes bulge out like nothing you've ever seen, and dart this way and that without end. He's coated in a blue crystalline powder, probably from rolling in some drugs like a cat with catnip.
Reason for signing up: Out of money for drugs and food and rent, so need, like, 20 bucks to make it this month.
Stats:
Strength: 1 (wish this could be 0 for the auto fail)
Dexterity: 11
Endurance: -8 (I mean, 1)
Speed: 2
Intelligence: 1
Luck: 10
Will: 1
Perception: Negative infinity (1)

Start shaking up a cloud of drugs and knock out gas from off my skin. Slip out of any strangle holds, and bite chunks of flesh out of the attackers. Climb up on top of any audience members fat enough to do so, and perform a flying leap onto the face of anyone smaller. Try to obscure anyone's vision who gets too close with my hair. Use the shackle as an improvised bludgeon, since I have no points to turn it into anything lethal with the finger combination Thumb Index Pinkey to kill as many people as I can. Steal any beer bottles if there are any still full, and chug them. Work my way UP the ramp, pushing contestants aside off the ramp.

Ah, yes, I do have One point.

In addition to the above, use the finger combination Squeeze Thumb, Index finger, pinky finger, extend the other two, and then Use the resulting weapon however comes naturally.

I'll edit that in.

That combination has no function. As I said before, you're really probably better off using just one or two fingers.

If the ramp is smooth, slide down. If it isn't smooth, go down carefully. Either way, once at the bottom charge at Wasted Bastard and break my (empty) beer bottle over his head!

Edit: Wait for the big fat guy (Xantalos) to roll down the ramp before going down.

Run up and start strangling Waster Bastard.

Strangle him with my pants (I lost my shirt.)

Start rolling over everyone down the ramp like a boulder out of Indiana Jones.

spear tackle a contestant and hold them down while the others pummel them.

Weasel attack! Bite shins, tear up faces!

Swordsmith slides down the ramp like he's wearing invisible skis and does a flying double handed bear bottle smash into Wasted's skull. As he goes down, about three people wrap their hands, pants or shirts around his throat and start yanking in different directions. A weasel then leaps on his face just before a large fat man flops down on all of them.


Going great.

[Radio Controlled]

"Hey guys, the first person to bring me both ears of Wasted Bastard will get 5 DD from me! 5 DD for those ears! An easy paycheck, is it not?"

Yell at people to bring me body parts for money. 5 DD for his ears!

[Beirus]

((Bear bottles. Worse than beer bottles.))

[Xantalos]

EXPERIENCE THE TANTALUS CRUSHER!

Bodyslam Wasted Bastard.

[flabort]

Spoiler: Wasted Bastard: Blue Team, 0 Points (click to show/hide)

Name: Wasted Bastard
Description: A guy who's so thin that his bones show, and his hips form a bowl in which stuff can be held. His stringy greasy hair is falling out in chunks, but reaches down to his lowest rib. His eyes bulge out like nothing you've ever seen, and dart this way and that without end. He's coated in a blue crystalline powder, probably from rolling in some drugs like a cat with catnip.
Reason for signing up: Out of money for drugs and food and rent, so need, like, 20 bucks to make it this month.
Stats:
Strength: 1 (wish this could be 0 for the auto fail)
Dexterity: 11
Endurance: -8 (I mean, 1)
Speed: 2
Intelligence: 1
Luck: 10
Will: 1
Perception: Negative infinity (1)

Same plan as before, but don't use the pinkey.

[darkpaladin109]

GOUGE OUT WASTER BASTARD'S EYES

[swordsmith04]

Since I can't get at his throat, jab Wasted Bastard in the gut with the broken beer bottle. Cause as much blood loss as possible.

If he dies this turn, start sawing his ears off with the edge of the broken bottle.

[Yoink]

"This is hardly sporting!"
Tsafi watched with a mix of awe and horror as his fellow audience members shed any semblance of humanity, descending on the contestants- the poor souls putting their lives on the line for the entertainment of the masses- in a screaming swarm of mindless violence.
"No way I'm going down there, but I may as well spice things up a little..."

>Go buy a stick of tnt for 4 DD. Light it and throw it into the melee from the safety of the stands. Watch results.

If I lack the means to light it, buy cigarettes and a lighter for 1 DD and then do so.

[Doomblade187]

Doomblade187- 7DD

"Hmmm. They're doing pretty good, actually."

Watch from the safety of the stands, avoid any shrapnel or debris flying my way at high speeds through the time-tested method of ducking/dodging.

[Unholy_Pariah]

kick someone while they're down