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[Parisbre56]

Choose the two with the lowest score and have them do motorcycle jousting. With spears that explode when they touch something.

((Pssh, Spears were never used for jousting. Lancer were.))

Spears, lancers, they're all long pointy things.

[piecewise]

"Well, I guess Gilbert wins! Even though his team lost. Now then, judges, who has the fewest points? And Audience, how should we punish them? Perhaps some audience participation?"

Put a ramp down between the losers and the audience. They have [x turns] to kill the losers. Audience member that kills a contestant gets 15 DD. If a contestant kills an audience member, he gets 5 points.

Watch the fireworks.

Looks like this is the fan favorite.

Shane-9DD

See what kind of mace is available for 9DD

Doomblade187- 7DD

Look at what bladed weaponry is available for purchase for under 7 DD.

Neither of you have enough to even equal a full point, so nothing.





A long, fairly steep ramp is set up between the audience box and a small, enclosed arena in which Wasted Bastard is placed.

"You've got 15 minutes audience! Have fuuuun~!"

An air horn blows to signal the start of the punishment round.

[swordsmith04]

If the ramp is smooth, slide down. If it isn't smooth, go down carefully. Either way, once at the bottom charge at Wasted Bastard and break my (empty) beer bottle over his head!

Edit: Wait for the big fat guy (Xantalos) to roll down the ramp before going down.

[darkpaladin109]

Run up and start strangling Waster Bastard.

[Playergamer]

Strangle him with my pants (I lost my shirt.)

[flabort]

Spoiler: Wasted Bastard: Blue Team, 1 Points (click to show/hide)

Name: Wasted Bastard
Description: A guy who's so thin that his bones show, and his hips form a bowl in which stuff can be held. His stringy greasy hair is falling out in chunks, but reaches down to his lowest rib. His eyes bulge out like nothing you've ever seen, and dart this way and that without end. He's coated in a blue crystalline powder, probably from rolling in some drugs like a cat with catnip.
Reason for signing up: Out of money for drugs and food and rent, so need, like, 20 bucks to make it this month.
Stats:
Strength: 1 (wish this could be 0 for the auto fail)
Dexterity: 11
Endurance: -8 (I mean, 1)
Speed: 2
Intelligence: 1
Luck: 10
Will: 1
Perception: Negative infinity (1)

Start shaking up a cloud of drugs and knock out gas from off my skin. Slip out of any strangle holds, and bite chunks of flesh out of the attackers. Climb up on top of any audience members fat enough to do so, and perform a flying leap onto the face of anyone smaller. Try to obscure anyone's vision who gets too close with my hair. Use the shackle as an improvised bludgeon, since I have no points to turn it into anything lethal with the finger combination Thumb Index Pinkey to kill as many people as I can. Steal any beer bottles if there are any still full, and chug them. Work my way UP the ramp, pushing contestants aside off the ramp.

[Harry Baldman]

Start shaking up a cloud of drugs and knock out gas from off my skin. Slip out of any strangle holds, and bite chunks of flesh out of the attackers. Climb up on top of any audience members fat enough to do so, and perform a flying leap onto the face of anyone smaller. Try to obscure anyone's vision who gets too close with my hair. Use the shackle as an improvised bludgeon, since I have no points to turn it into anything lethal. Steal any beer bottles if there are any still full, and chug them. Work my way UP the ramp, pushing contestants aside off the ramp.

((Don't you actually have points, though? You did win the Team Challenge.))

[Parisbre56]

Yeah, you have one point, by my data. Use it! If you do a multi-kill with it, you can get an enormous number of points you can use to kill people so that you can gain more points that you can use to kill people!

[flabort]

Ah, yes, I do have One point.

In addition to the above, use the finger combination Squeeze Thumb, Index finger, pinky finger, extend the other two, and then Use the resulting weapon however comes naturally.

I'll edit that in.

[Xantalos]

Start rolling over everyone down the ramp like a boulder out of Indiana Jones.

[Parisbre56]

By the way, anybody noticed how blue team has the highest mortality rate? If flabort ends up dying, there'll be 5 blue team deaths vs 1 red team death. That would also mean that no newbies have survived in blue team to see another episode, except for Kriellya, Larry and Mason. And that in each elimination round there was a blue player dying in it.

Good luck to the people going to blue team after this episode ends.

[Beirus]

((I noticed that too. Guess that means more Red Team members need to die. I can do that.))

[Kriellya]

(( Wait, why did we punish a blue team member in the penalty game XD ))

[flabort]

((Because I earned the fewest points ))

[Unholy_Pariah]

spear tackle a contestant and hold them down while the others pummel them.