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Wasted bastard's crossbow fires a single shot...which plinks right off a metal wall that rises out of the ground in front of Wasted at the last second.

[Harry Baldman]

"Ho hum. Back to work, then!"

PM!

Spoiler: Gilbert Garplacks of RED (click to show/hide)

Name: Gilbert Garplacks
Description: an unspeakably greasy man of uncertain age, his skin shines like that of a fish, and he is constantly red in the face. Though his entire head is hairless, he has a mustache tattooed on his left index finger, which he raises to his lips on many occasions, giggling softly before lowering his finger again.
Reason for signing up: his mother thought it'd grow some hair on his chest at last.
Stats:
Strength: 3
Dexterity: 1
Endurance: 15
Speed: 1
Intelligence: 1
Luck: 5
Will: 1
Perception: 1

Wounds: clipped in the hip by Mason's tip, shot in the stomach
Points: 2 (so sayeth the second post)

[flabort]

Shiny wall.

PM

Spoiler: Wasted Bastard: Blue Team, 0 Points (click to show/hide)

Name: Wasted Bastard
Description: A guy who's so thin that his bones show, and his hips form a bowl in which stuff can be held. His stringy greasy hair is falling out in chunks, but reaches down to his lowest rib. His eyes bulge out like nothing you've ever seen, and dart this way and that without end. He's coated in a blue crystalline powder, probably from rolling in some drugs like a cat with catnip.
Reason for signing up: Out of money for drugs and food and rent, so need, like, 20 bucks to make it this month.
Stats:
Strength: 1 (wish this could be 0 for the auto fail)
Dexterity: 11
Endurance: -8 (I mean, 1)
Speed: 2
Intelligence: 1
Luck: 10
Will: 1
Perception: Negative infinity (1)

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The first shot from Gilbert's crossbow hits the target above his head, then  ricochets off the back wall and embeds itself into the back of his leg. The second shot sails past, missing by a mile.

Huh, looks like Gilbert is the winner! Remarkable concentration under fire! And another gut shot for Red team; becoming a tradition of sorts now isn't it?

Now we come to a fun section where I get to ask two life or death questions!

Question 1: Who do you think the MVP of the Team challenge was?

[darkpaladin109]

"Gilbert."

[Harry Baldman]

"The agony makes me stronger!"

Wiggle my head victoriously!

Spoiler: Gilbert Garplacks of RED (click to show/hide)

Name: Gilbert Garplacks
Description: an unspeakably greasy man of uncertain age, his skin shines like that of a fish, and he is constantly red in the face. Though his entire head is hairless, he has a mustache tattooed on his left index finger, which he raises to his lips on many occasions, giggling softly before lowering his finger again.
Reason for signing up: his mother thought it'd grow some hair on his chest at last.
Stats:
Strength: 3
Dexterity: 1
Endurance: 15
Speed: 1
Intelligence: 1
Luck: 5
Will: 1
Perception: 1

Wounds: clipped in the hip by Mason's tip, shot in the stomach, bolt embedded in leg.
Points: 2 (so sayeth the second post)

[flabort]

Fire another bolt at him before they can unhook me

Spoiler: Wasted Bastard: Blue Team, 0 Points (click to show/hide)

Name: Wasted Bastard
Description: A guy who's so thin that his bones show, and his hips form a bowl in which stuff can be held. His stringy greasy hair is falling out in chunks, but reaches down to his lowest rib. His eyes bulge out like nothing you've ever seen, and dart this way and that without end. He's coated in a blue crystalline powder, probably from rolling in some drugs like a cat with catnip.
Reason for signing up: Out of money for drugs and food and rent, so need, like, 20 bucks to make it this month.
Stats:
Strength: 1 (wish this could be 0 for the auto fail)
Dexterity: 11
Endurance: -8 (I mean, 1)
Speed: 2
Intelligence: 1
Luck: 10
Will: 1
Perception: Negative infinity (1)

[Unholy_Pariah]

"Gilbert."

[syvarris]

Gilbert, because the MVP is probably just as likely to be punished as rewarded, and I don't want Beirus' char to be punished.

[Beirus]

Gilbert, because the MVP is probably just as likely to be punished as rewarded, and I don't want Beirus' char to be punished.

((Thanks. Although I think this vote is for MVP and the winner of 5 points. I think the second question is for who gets eliminated. Speaking of which, PW, I want to use the reward from my Shackle challenge earlier on Mason if he doesn't win MVP.))

[smurfingtonthethird]

Return from my weaselly slumber. Bite some ears off.

[Doomblade187]

Engage anti-weasel measures.

[TCM]

"ARRRRRGH-"

[Xantalos]

Return from my weaselly slumber. Bite some ears off.

Dunk in portable deep fryer. Weasel corn dog!

[smurfingtonthethird]

((What'd I ever do to you, apart from biting your noses and defecating all around the arena?))