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[piecewise]

Alright xen, consider yourself released. Let the death match with gardening tools begin.

[Xantalos]

Xan immediately goes bugfuck nuts and starts foaming at the mouth.

WWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHH!

Assuming I get a gardening weasel of my own, charge him and then go low to dodge his swing - tackle his feet, then whack his face with my weasel.
If I don't get one, just dodge his swings and try to grab onto it.

[smurfingtonthethird]

I demand to be turned into a weasel!

"I've been cheated out of my true destiny, dammit, CHEATED!"

[GreatWyrmGold]

I demand to be turned into a weasel!

Determine if I can turn him into a weasel.
Normally, I wouldn't ask to use such powers in a way that, you know, affects the game, but he's asking so nicely...well, persistently at least.

[Toaster]

"Bring it on!"

Finish him off, via repeated strikes in the neck!  Same plan!

Spoiler: Larry Sheet (click to show/hide)

Name:  Larry Hinn
Description:  A moderately tall fellow with broad shoulders.  Has the dull eyes and brown hair of his family.  Cracks his knuckles a lot.
Reason for signing up:  To get money for his nephew Thrak.  Boy isn't real bright.
Stats:
Strength:5
Dexterity:5
Endurance:5
Speed:5
Intelligence:1
Luck:5
Will:1
Perception:1

Team:  BLUE BARBARIANS
Points: 3
Inventory:  Revolver; three shots left.  Loaned to Mason
Injuries:  Right arm from elbow down replaced with robot arm.

[syvarris]

See if I can help wih the weaselification of Smurfington.  Try to nab his DD while I'm at it.

[Parisbre56]

See if I can help wih the weaselification of Smurfington.  Try to nab his DD while I'm at it.

((Strangely, he doesn't have any. At least none that I could find.  Has never bet. No character, no DD, no nothing. No blood footprint of any kind.
I think he might have some sort of sinister plan.))

[piecewise]

Xan immediately goes bugfuck nuts and starts foaming at the mouth.

WWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHH!

Assuming I get a gardening weasel of my own, charge him and then go low to dodge his swing - tackle his feet, then whack his face with my weasel.
If I don't get one, just dodge his swings and try to grab onto it.

"Bring it on!"

Finish him off, via repeated strikes in the neck!  Same plan!

Spoiler: Larry Sheet (click to show/hide)

Name:  Larry Hinn
Description:  A moderately tall fellow with broad shoulders.  Has the dull eyes and brown hair of his family.  Cracks his knuckles a lot.
Reason for signing up:  To get money for his nephew Thrak.  Boy isn't real bright.
Stats:
Strength:5
Dexterity:5
Endurance:5
Speed:5
Intelligence:1
Luck:5
Will:1
Perception:1

Team:  BLUE BARBARIANS
Points: 3
Inventory:  Revolver; three shots left.  Loaned to Mason
Injuries:  Right arm from elbow down replaced with robot arm.

Xen is released from his binds and immediately charges Larry, foaming at the mouth and chittering like a madman. Larry jabs the spikes towards Xen's throat but Xen ducks low and then pops back up, grabbing the handle of the tool. The two men struggle over the weapon, jerking it back and forth while tense music plays.

I demand to be turned into a weasel!

"I've been cheated out of my true destiny, dammit, CHEATED!"

You are now a weasel.

Enjoy that.

[Xantalos]

Spit in his face! Shinkick! Headbutt! Weapon grab! Smash!

Gonna die bitch kekekekekekekekekeke~

Spoiler: Xen Sheet (click to show/hide)

Name: Xen
Description: Tall pale lanky bald guy, refuses to wear clothes. However, he's quite polite before he kills and eats people.
Reason for signing up: He was forcibly signed up after he tried to eat something classified.
Stats: (20 points to allocate. 5 Points in a stat gives a 1/3 chance of +1. 10 gives 2/3, etc.)
Strength:1
Dexterity:15
Endurance:5
Speed:3
Intelligence:1
Luck:1
Will:1
Perception:1

[Parisbre56]

Throw weasel at Xan!

[Radio Controlled]

Throw weasel at Xan!

"NOOOOO, what are you doing?!"
Get the weasel drunk on cheap beer. While petting it. PETTING IT HARD.

[Harry Baldman]

"NOOOOO, what are you doing?!"
Get the weasel drunk on cheap beer. While petting it. PETTING IT HARD.

Aid this gentleman's attempts at heavy petting.

[Toaster]

"Die, bitch!"

Kick him square in the nuts.  When he's distracted, go for the throat with the weasel.

Spoiler: Larry Sheet (click to show/hide)

Name:  Larry Hinn
Description:  A moderately tall fellow with broad shoulders.  Has the dull eyes and brown hair of his family.  Cracks his knuckles a lot.
Reason for signing up:  To get money for his nephew Thrak.  Boy isn't real bright.
Stats:
Strength:5
Dexterity:5
Endurance:5
Speed:5
Intelligence:1
Luck:5
Will:1
Perception:1

Team:  BLUE BARBARIANS
Points: 3
Inventory:  Revolver; three shots left.  Loaned to Mason
Injuries:  Right arm from elbow down replaced with robot arm.

[Hapah]

"Much better!"

[GreatWyrmGold]

"Glad I could fulfill his...wish. I think. Why are people here so weird?"