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[piecewise]

Larry and Xen act at the same time, swinging their foot up, towards shins and balls with equal merciless abandon. But, by some strange twist of fate, they succeed only on kicking each other in the foot and knocking themselves off balance. Larry topples over and Xen, still holding the Gardening tool, is yanked down on top of him and they land in a big, vaguely homoerotic pile.

STOP GETTING TIES!

[Toaster]

Headbutt him!  Then get with the weasel in the soft bits.

Spoiler: Larry Sheet (click to show/hide)

Name:  Larry Hinn
Description:  A moderately tall fellow with broad shoulders.  Has the dull eyes and brown hair of his family.  Cracks his knuckles a lot.
Reason for signing up:  To get money for his nephew Thrak.  Boy isn't real bright.
Stats:
Strength:5
Dexterity:5
Endurance:5
Speed:5
Intelligence:1
Luck:5
Will:1
Perception:1

Team:  BLUE BARBARIANS
Points: 3
Inventory:  Revolver; three shots left.  Loaned to Mason
Injuries:  Right arm from elbow down replaced with robot arm.

[Parisbre56]

Use your arm cannons/shackles! You know you want to.

[Xantalos]

Elbow him in the head, then bite his throat out!

Spoiler: Xen Sheet (click to show/hide)

Name: Xen
Description: Tall pale lanky bald guy, refuses to wear clothes. However, he's quite polite before he kills and eats people.
Reason for signing up: He was forcibly signed up after he tried to eat something classified.
Stats: (20 points to allocate. 5 Points in a stat gives a 1/3 chance of +1. 10 gives 2/3, etc.)
Strength:1
Dexterity:15
Endurance:5
Speed:3
Intelligence:1
Luck:1
Will:1
Perception:1

[Yoink]

((Again with the made-up, non canonical powers, GWG?))

Tsafi sits forward in his seat, closely watching the two combatants struggle over the "weapon". Now, this was certainly a more entertaining show. He looked around for a disused bottle in his vicinity...

>Snatch an empty bottle, throw it at Xen's head.

[GreatWyrmGold]

((Again with the made-up, non canonical powers, GWG?))

It worked. It's canon now. HA!

[Hapah]

((Again with the made-up, non canonical powers, GWG?))

It worked. It's canon now. HA!

I guess it works up until the point it impacts the game in any way.

[Beirus]

((Somebody remind me to check the ER history books. The forces of the universe conspiring to turn someone into a weasel must retroactively be in there somewhere. Also, go for the fun bits, Toaster. Genital mutilation will be a right of passage for this episode...which would be wrong of course. That's definitely a fact and not something I have to convince myself of.))

[Xantalos]

((Somebody remind me to check the ER history books. The forces of the universe conspiring to turn someone into a weasel must retroactively be in there somewhere. Also, go for the fun bits, Toaster. Genital mutilation will be a right of passage for this episode...which would be wrong of course. That's definitely a fact and not something I have to convince myself of.))

((If it happens and I survive until the end, can I change Xan's backstory so he's this guy?))

[piecewise]

((Somebody remind me to check the ER history books. The forces of the universe conspiring to turn someone into a weasel must retroactively be in there somewhere. Also, go for the fun bits, Toaster. Genital mutilation will be a right of passage for this episode...which would be wrong of course. That's definitely a fact and not something I have to convince myself of.))

((If it happens and I survive until the end, can I change Xan's backstory so he's this guy?))

Even if he dies, you can just say Xan was a clone of him or something. Again, Stasis Dementia means basically anything goes.

((Again with the made-up, non canonical powers, GWG?))

Tsafi sits forward in his seat, closely watching the two combatants struggle over the "weapon". Now, this was certainly a more entertaining show. He looked around for a disused bottle in his vicinity...

>Snatch an empty bottle, throw it at Xen's head.

Elbow him in the head, then bite his throat out!

Spoiler: Xen Sheet (click to show/hide)

Name: Xen
Description: Tall pale lanky bald guy, refuses to wear clothes. However, he's quite polite before he kills and eats people.
Reason for signing up: He was forcibly signed up after he tried to eat something classified.
Stats: (20 points to allocate. 5 Points in a stat gives a 1/3 chance of +1. 10 gives 2/3, etc.)
Strength:1
Dexterity:15
Endurance:5
Speed:3
Intelligence:1
Luck:1
Will:1
Perception:1

Headbutt him!  Then get with the weasel in the soft bits.

Spoiler: Larry Sheet (click to show/hide)

Name:  Larry Hinn
Description:  A moderately tall fellow with broad shoulders.  Has the dull eyes and brown hair of his family.  Cracks his knuckles a lot.
Reason for signing up:  To get money for his nephew Thrak.  Boy isn't real bright.
Stats:
Strength:5
Dexterity:5
Endurance:5
Speed:5
Intelligence:1
Luck:5
Will:1
Perception:1

Team:  BLUE BARBARIANS
Points: 3
Inventory:  Revolver; three shots left.  Loaned to Mason
Injuries:  Right arm from elbow down replaced with robot arm.

Xen ducks a bottle that was thrown at his dome and screams incoherently at the crowd.

"FUGURASHILBEATURFACEISWRONMEMUM!"

He then turns to Larry and smacks him upside the head with his elbow. Larry seems completely unphased, however, and counters with a rather weak headbutt that fails to do anything but mildly annoy Xen.

These two seem to be rather boringly, evenly matched. Come on, give the people some blood! Don't be rude!

[Xantalos]

((Excellent. Soon I'll have a Horatio-level scenario going. 
Only with Xans.))

HANDOKEN

Throat punch!
Then rip his throat out.

Spoiler: Xen Sheet (click to show/hide)

Name: Xen
Description: Tall pale lanky bald guy, refuses to wear clothes. However, he's quite polite before he kills and eats people.
Reason for signing up: He was forcibly signed up after he tried to eat something classified.
Stats: (20 points to allocate. 5 Points in a stat gives a 1/3 chance of +1. 10 gives 2/3, etc.)
Strength:1
Dexterity:15
Endurance:5
Speed:3
Intelligence:1
Luck:1
Will:1
Perception:1

[Beirus]

((Random question, but do the shackles cost different amounts of points to use depending on input, or is it just 1 point per use?))

[Unholy_Pariah]

Grab the random guy that turned into a weasel and throw him at the contestants, everyone knows weasel fang's are magnetically attracted to arteries.
Make sure to wrap throwing hand in a torn off piece of my shirt first.

[smurfingtonthethird]

Attempt to talk. If I can talk, swear loudly.

In the meantime, bite weasel throwers.

[Parisbre56]

Yeah, they're both equally weak! Come on, we want blood! Use your shackles!

((Random question, but do the shackles cost different amounts of points to use depending on input, or is it just 1 point per use?))

((I asked piecewise and he said they all cost 1 point.))

((Again with the made-up, non canonical powers, GWG?))

It worked. It's canon now. HA!

((I posted an action to turn him into a weasel first! The powers of weaselification are mine! All mine! Now the whole world shall know the true power of the weasel!))