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[Empiricist]

Wake up in response to the sound of GWG's beating, sneak over under the protection of a cloud of drugs, and grab any dropped DD and magic components (which could be used as more drugs).

Nope, sorry, them DD are mine. Dibs and stuff.

Collect those dd, then start adding body parts to the pile. Give 1 dd to harry, pancaek and yoink for their help. If it sets a precedent for people dropping dd upon death, get co-conspirators to assist in the murder and/or mugging of other audience members.

((Fixed.))

[Harry Baldman]

Assist in the addition of GWG's body parts to the grand pile! The payout must increase!

[Unholy_Pariah]

((I wonder how much someones face is worth?))

assist in butchering GWG, begin drinking my homemade molotov that never got thrown.

[Radio Controlled]

We are the community of people who harvested mermaids for their bones in DF. The conga shanking line would take about 2.2 seconds of thought before it happened.

"Come see come all, the infinite money conga line!"

Wake up in response to the sound of GWG's beating, sneak over under the protection of a cloud of drugs, and grab any dropped DD and magic components (which could be used as more drugs).

Nope, sorry, them DD are mine. Dibs and stuff.

Collect those dd, then start adding body parts to the pile. Give 1 dd to harry, pancaek and yoink for their help. If it sets a precedent for people dropping dd upon death, get co-conspirators to assist in the murder and/or mugging of other audience members.

((Fixed.))

Pssh, as if I haven't already set up a secret cabal of audience members rigging games and killing spectators.

-snip-

"Well, can't really blame him. That's almost as bad as being stuck on eru esu dee: Japan's crayziest music sutation. Gotta stay away from shitty electronics, I guess that's the message here. "

"Preach it dawg.
Hey homie, before we toss these here parts on that pile there, you want a souvenir? I know I do."
Grab an ear as a souvenir of this jolly co-operation.

Then Ernie turns toward his mob of merry murderers.
"Hey gang, wanna take a group picture to commemorate this day of fine sports?

[Harry Baldman]

"Preach it dawg.
Hey homie, before we toss these here parts on that pile there, you want a souvenir? I know I do."
Grab an ear as a souvenir of this jolly co-operation.

Then Ernie turns toward his mob of merry murderers.
"Hey gang, wanna take a group picture to commemorate this day of fine sports?

"Group picture! Yay!"

Pose heroically for group picture. As a side note, take the murdered fellow's incisors for my personal collection.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Okay, seriously?

Not cool. Anyone.

((What? You were the only really really fat one in the audience.))

Um, no. I had an actual character and a guy who bugged that character and was sent to bug yours.
Pay attention, dude.

[Pancaek]

"I concur, yay!"

get in the group picture

[darkpaladin109]

"I concur, yay!"

get in the group picture

Get into the picture as well.

[Parisbre56]

((I was updating Allen's data with the number of body parts lost when I noticed something.
Allen has lost his left hand. The hand that is in the shackle. Which means that he can no longer use it as anything more than an improvised club/shield.
Makes you wonder though, how did the robosurgeon reach his left hand? Was the shackle removed for this challenge or did the robo-surgeon go through the inside of the arm?))

[GreatWyrmGold]

((And how will the shackle do anything to him?))

[syvarris]

Mastahcheese patted his Unicornpegasuskitten on the head. "Oh, look boy!  They're taking pictures!  Let's join in, maybe I can find a snack for you too."

Join picture.  See if I can nab a hand or something as a snack for my UPK.

[Radio Controlled]

Mastahcheese patted his Unicornpegasuskitten on the head. "Oh, look boy!  They're taking pictures!  Let's join in, maybe I can find a snack for you too."

Join picture.  See if I can nab a hand or something as a snack for my UPK.

"Hello friend! You wanna join the picture to? Well, hop on in!

My name's Ernie. This colorful chap here" he says, pointing at Bert "Is Bert. And these" indicating the people joining the picture "Are my merry band of sports aficionados. Say, what's your name though?"

[Playergamer]

Join the picture.

[flabort]

Wake up in response to the sound of GWG's beating, sneak over under the protection of a cloud of drugs, and grab any dropped DD and magic components (which could be used as more drugs).

Nope, sorry, them DD are mine. Dibs and stuff.

Collect those dd, then start adding body parts to the pile. Give 1 dd to harry, pancaek and yoink for their help. If it sets a precedent for people dropping dd upon death, get co-conspirators to assist in the murder and/or mugging of other audience members.

((Fixed.))

If he fights me for GWG's DD, and survives the cloud around me, rake my encrusted hands across his face and then shove the DD into his hands. Then just take the magic components and run away.

[Parisbre56]

((Piecewise said you can't gain anything from killing a member of the audience except their body parts (and perhaps some equipment, not sure about that). So no DD for you.))