Hey, piecewise.
You said that the last season of Dead Man Running had a 100% fatality rate for the contestants.
...What was the fatality rate for the audience?
It was 100% in the episode before when you all entered. We turned the Grinder Obstacle course up to difficulty 11.
If you managed to find and murder another audience member, dismember them and then hurl their body parts down into the arena, then yes, I'd count that.
AHA!
Now, who to pick...
MURDER THE GOLDEN FAT ONE
If you managed to find and murder another audience member, dismember them and then hurl their body parts down into the arena, then yes, I'd count that.
AHA!
Now, who to pick...
I'd volunteer! Or at least I'd volunteer GWG.
Good enough for me.
Break that bottle of beer I had. Go grab GWG's audience character.
(By the way, dibs on his DD, though I'm willing to share with people who wanna help).
Go grab GWG's audience char.
Assist in the capture!
Bert, seeing his friend break his bottle and go somewhere with haste, reacts accordingly
"Yo dawg, what's up? Someone looked at you funny or what?"
Break the bottle of beer I got in the beginning of the show from Ernie. Go assist him in capturing the man he's trying to capture
"Barbaric. Not even the exciting kind of barbaric."
"Eh, shut it, you bleeding heart elitist son of a preacher man! This is finally getting interesting!"
"Don't criticize me for flaws I lack, fool."
Once they get close, use my teleportation abilities (which I've used and no one complained about) to go to the opposite side of the arena from the people trying to kill me.
Use Magic Dope Slap technique on the people trying to kill me.
>Hold GWG's character down whilst the others murderize him, steal his mysterious teleportation tech afterwards.
Well...Basically the entire studio audience, some of them wielding broken bottles, others tearing with their bare hands, leap upon one snooty member of the audience and proceed to bash, gash, rip and tear him to death right there in the stands.
Is there any kind of penalty for shanking random audience members? Seems like it'd be bad for business!
They probably get healed or something.
What happens if you die as an audience member? Do you get bumped to the bottom of the waitlist?
Killing other audience members has no consequence for the murderer. However, for the murdered person, they lose all DD. I considered dropping them to the bottom of the wait list but thats far too cruel, even for me.
THE BETS ARE IN!The mechanical limbs slide in and carefully remove Mason's entirely left leg, Appendix and Genitals. The audience cheers particularly hard about that last bit.
Oh dear. It appears that Allen is in the lead! And that Mason's life suddenly got much less fun. We're 2 to 1 heading into round 4!
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