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Author Topic: ER: Dead Man Running: Episode 4: Get in here and vote on some Murder.  (Read 310845 times)

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Re: ER: Dead Man Running: Episode 1
« Reply #90 on: April 10, 2014, 08:24:54 pm »

Larry spits out a little blood.  Ow.  "My friggen face!  You'll pay for that, red assholes!"

Grab the WHITE ball and chuck it at a RED asshole.

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Re: ER: Dead Man Running: Episode 1
« Reply #91 on: April 10, 2014, 08:40:09 pm »


The BLU ball is still at my feet?  Grab it and throw it at whichever RED is closest to a ball!

"This all feels familiar.  And too easy.  I bet this will make a great RTD when I win!"

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Re: ER: Dead Man Running: Welcome to the Show.
« Reply #92 on: April 10, 2014, 08:41:53 pm »

WHY DO I HAVE TO HAVE A LIFE?

BLUE TEAM

Set up in a position in-between Larry and his target, and as the ball gets near me, perform a back-flip kick to propel the ball faster at the reds!

Spoiler: Cromwell - Blue team (click to show/hide)
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Re: ER: Dead Man Running: Episode 1
« Reply #93 on: April 10, 2014, 08:42:15 pm »

"BLOOD AND GUTS!"

Nameless audience member who gets shot during the climax between the final two, GO!
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Re: ER: Dead Man Running: Episode 1
« Reply #94 on: April 10, 2014, 09:12:26 pm »

"BLOOD AND GUTS!"

Nameless audience member who gets shot during the climax between the final two, GO!
Good luck getting that position. Given Murphy's Law, you're going to get dragged into Round Two and die.



A man hidden in a golden robe glares at a massive man who jostled him. "You don't want to do that. It annoys me."
"Yeah? What's it to you?"
"You want to leave me alone."
"I want to leave you alone."
"You will bathe when you get home."
"I will bathe when I get home."
"...You will go sit by that Xan guy and cheer for Blue Team."
"I will sit by the xangiy and cheer for Blue Team."
"Good."

The massive man wanders off towards a different part of the stadium. The hidden man stares at the game and checks how much of the local currency he has at the moment.

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Re: ER: Dead Man Running: Episode 1
« Reply #95 on: April 10, 2014, 09:17:49 pm »

A thin man in a pinstriped suit leans back against his seat, observing the game before him. "Amusing. I wonder how they'll handle the yellow ball."

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Re: ER: Dead Man Running: Welcome to the Show.
« Reply #96 on: April 10, 2014, 10:25:13 pm »

WHY DO I HAVE TO HAVE A LIFE?

BLUE TEAM

Set up in a position in-between Larry and his target, and as the ball gets near me, perform a back-flip kick to propel the ball faster at the reds!

Spoiler: Cromwell - Blue team (click to show/hide)
I'm putting you on red team since we seem to have uneven sides via...something I dunno. Whatever. Make your adjustments accordingly.


That should give us 4 on both, right? RIGHT?!




"BLOOD AND GUTS!"

Nameless audience member who gets shot during the climax between the final two, GO!
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"BLOOD AND GUTS!"

Nameless audience member who gets shot during the climax between the final two, GO!
Good luck getting that position. Given Murphy's Law, you're going to get dragged into Round Two and die.



A man hidden in a golden robe glares at a massive man who jostled him. "You don't want to do that. It annoys me."
"Yeah? What's it to you?"
"You want to leave me alone."
"I want to leave you alone."
"You will bathe when you get home."
"I will bathe when I get home."
"...You will go sit by that Xan guy and cheer for Blue Team."
"I will sit by the xangiy and cheer for Blue Team."
"Good."

The massive man wanders off towards a different part of the stadium. The hidden man stares at the game and checks how much of the local currency he has at the moment.

Spoiler: Golden Amp(?) User (click to show/hide)
4DD

A thin man in a pinstriped suit leans back against his seat, observing the game before him. "Amusing. I wonder how they'll handle the yellow ball."

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3 DD

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Re: ER: Dead Man Running: Welcome to the Show.
« Reply #97 on: April 10, 2014, 10:28:38 pm »

Alright.

Set up in a position in-between Larry and his target, and as the ball gets near me, perform a FRONT-flip kick to propel the ball AT HIS FACE!


Spoiler: Cromwell - RED! team (click to show/hide)
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Re: ER: Dead Man Running: Episode 1
« Reply #98 on: April 10, 2014, 10:36:01 pm »

Bet 2 dollars on Cromwell, survival.
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Re: ER: Dead Man Running: Episode 1
« Reply #99 on: April 10, 2014, 10:38:19 pm »

Bet 2 dollars on Cromwell, survival.
You don't enjoy earning money, so you?
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Re: ER: Dead Man Running: Welcome to the Show.
« Reply #100 on: April 10, 2014, 10:38:46 pm »

Set up in a position in-between Larry and his target, and as the ball gets near me, perform a FRONT-flip kick to propel the ball AT HIS FACE!

Bet 2 dollars on Cromwell, survival.

This is confidence, right here.  (hi ninja)
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Re: ER: Dead Man Running: Episode 1
« Reply #101 on: April 10, 2014, 10:40:09 pm »

Bet 2 dollars that something lucky will happen to Cromwell at some point.
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Re: ER: Dead Man Running: Episode 1
« Reply #102 on: April 10, 2014, 10:42:15 pm »

There's always a chance that I'll get so injured that I'll spend the whole game in the hospital.

Technically that's survival.
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Re: ER: Dead Man Running: Episode 1
« Reply #103 on: April 10, 2014, 10:45:58 pm »

There's always a chance that I'll get so injured that I'll spend the whole game in the hospital.

Technically that's survival.
Hospital?




Also, ya guys can't bet now. Show's begun. Next time you can bet is for the winner of the individual/head to head challenge that comes up after this round and the punishment game that follows. Can't very well be betting on things that are already in motion can we? Can't bet on a horse as it comes round the turn on the final straightaway toward the finish line can you? Hold tight, you'll have ways of gaining and losing money soon enough.


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Re: ER: Dead Man Running: Episode 1
« Reply #104 on: April 10, 2014, 10:49:24 pm »

I fixed my sheet. Probably.
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