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Author Topic: Weaponize it.  (Read 113723 times)

Mathel

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2340 on: January 05, 2018, 06:52:38 am »

Ask them how many beans are inside. After they answer correctly (4815162342), this will cause them crazy bad luck and then drive them to suicide. ((I watched Lost. Also, that is a large tin.))

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2341 on: January 05, 2018, 07:09:29 am »

It might carry a nasty disease on it.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2342 on: January 05, 2018, 02:48:30 pm »

Curse it so that when the game ends, so does your actual Life- after all, that's how the true Game of Life ends.

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Mathel

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2343 on: January 05, 2018, 02:59:55 pm »

Make someone walk through it before facing a tiny dog.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2344 on: January 05, 2018, 04:07:23 pm »

It's a field of Razor-Sharp Grass. Needless to say, tricking your enemies into charging through it works wonders.

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Mathel

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2345 on: January 05, 2018, 04:11:29 pm »


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Sharpen it and then trick someone stab someone with it.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2346 on: January 06, 2018, 05:11:50 pm »

A dementia-afflicted indiviudal thinks it's the reaper to get them, and speeds up the process.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2347 on: January 06, 2018, 05:25:56 pm »

Ask them how many beans are inside. After they answer correctly (4815162342), this will cause them crazy bad luck and then drive them to suicide. ((I watched Lost. Also, that is a large tin.))

((I got that reference...))
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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2348 on: January 06, 2018, 08:37:23 pm »

Replace the air in a room with it.

The word "the".
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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2349 on: January 06, 2018, 09:39:17 pm »

Replace everything someone sees with the word "the". Drive them mad with it.

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« Reply #2350 on: January 07, 2018, 02:59:17 am »

Change it form a one to a zero, on an important part of a computer that controls system a nuclear bomb.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2351 on: January 07, 2018, 03:41:03 am »

Strangle someone with it.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2352 on: January 07, 2018, 07:23:38 pm »

Congrats on buying the Anarchists Bible PDF!*

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Mathel

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2353 on: January 08, 2018, 04:44:31 am »

Send them on your target to cause them to become infamous.

An infamous person.
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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2354 on: January 10, 2018, 10:14:57 am »

Use as a distraction while you commit your foul plots.

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