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Author Topic: Weaponize it.  (Read 113702 times)

AzyWng

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2355 on: January 10, 2018, 03:11:06 pm »

Smash someone's head against the edge of it.

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KittyTac

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2356 on: January 10, 2018, 08:36:52 pm »

Jam the metal end into someone's eye.

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Puppyguard

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2357 on: January 11, 2018, 12:49:59 am »

Tell Kittytac someone is a genocidal murderer of kittens and put a knife in Kittytac's hand.

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KittyTac

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2358 on: January 11, 2018, 12:52:35 am »

Build a blueprint for a nuke in it.

The letter "A".
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Mathel

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2359 on: January 11, 2018, 10:24:03 am »

Scatter metal "A"s on a highway.

A shield spell.
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Puppyguard

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2360 on: January 11, 2018, 03:27:55 pm »

Wait for someone to put all of their power into a magic missile spell and cast it... only for it to be shielded by your shield spell.

A magic missile spell.
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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2361 on: January 11, 2018, 04:13:18 pm »

give everyone in  the world the spell. instant Free For All.

KittyTac

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2362 on: January 11, 2018, 09:09:53 pm »

People who forget to put a thing to weaponize.
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King Zultan

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2363 on: January 12, 2018, 02:06:26 am »

Catapult them in to your enemies.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2364 on: January 13, 2018, 01:56:08 pm »

Open the can slightly and let them rot. Give to starving population and watch them fight over the can not knowing its rotten.

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Mathel

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2365 on: January 13, 2018, 02:42:01 pm »

Take a blindfold twice as long as your target's foot. Firmly attach one end to the front of bottom of his boot. Firmly attach the other end to the back of bottom of his boot. Watch him slip, when he tries to walk.

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Eschar

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2366 on: January 13, 2018, 04:47:16 pm »

Replace your enemies' computers' system resources with it.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2367 on: January 13, 2018, 07:48:50 pm »

You have an army; what more do you need?

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King Zultan

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2368 on: January 13, 2018, 10:36:53 pm »

Super heat it and pour it on your enemies.

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KittyTac

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2369 on: January 13, 2018, 10:49:47 pm »

Use as a club.

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