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Author Topic: Weaponize it.  (Read 113696 times)

RoseHeart

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2370 on: January 13, 2018, 11:28:24 pm »
Diagonal text uses marginally more ink. Put a stack of books with all italics text until you crush the victim to death, who may have survived another book otherwise.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2371 on: January 14, 2018, 12:01:28 am »
drive him insane enough that he uses his wealth to start a cult that does human sacrafice.

A creature that will break the laws of physics to prevent weaponization of itself
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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2372 on: January 14, 2018, 12:53:24 am »
Use as a last resort to change the laws of physics if you know you're going down. Simply attempt to weaponize on whoever is beating you and go down screwing with reality.

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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 06, 2018, 09:01:37 pm
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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2373 on: January 17, 2018, 03:47:25 pm »
Use methods that involve violence or are dangerous (blowing up parts of the cell block your target's in, for instance) and hope your victim is well, a victim.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2374 on: January 17, 2018, 04:49:41 pm »
Use to hire the Assassin Tooth Fairy, duh.

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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 06, 2018, 09:01:37 pm
TalonisWolf has claimed the title of Sig-forger the Burning Champion of Lime Green!
GENERATION 32:
The first time you see this, copy it i

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2375 on: January 17, 2018, 06:29:00 pm »
Smash someone's head on it.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2376 on: January 18, 2018, 11:52:08 am »
Plug in the chainsaw.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2377 on: January 18, 2018, 07:17:29 pm »
Connect it to a plug strip.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2378 on: January 19, 2018, 03:14:20 am »
Give him a gun and point him towards the people that are dicks in his office.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2379 on: January 19, 2018, 01:17:54 pm »
When they say Human Resources, they mean it. *Stares in horror at the Human Meats section of the grocery store*

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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 06, 2018, 09:01:37 pm
TalonisWolf has claimed the title of Sig-forger the Burning Champion of Lime Green!
GENERATION 32:
The first time you see this, copy it i

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2380 on: January 20, 2018, 02:01:06 am »
Leave them for a while in HNO3. That will surely make them highly flamable or explosive.

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The shield beats the sword.
Quote from: Hanslanda on August 29, 2017, 08:26:45 am
Urge to drink milk while eating steak wrapped with bacon rising...
Quote from: Egan_BW on June 19, 2019, 11:45:12 am
Outer planes are not subject to any laws of physics that would prevent them from doing their job.
Quote from: Eschar on December 09, 2020, 12:51:58 am
Better than the heavenly host eating your soul.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2381 on: January 20, 2018, 10:21:07 am »
Weld a lot of fishhooks to it.


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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2382 on: January 20, 2018, 10:28:47 am »
Poison it.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2383 on: January 20, 2018, 08:36:18 pm »
This Qwerty, she's my best friend. *caresses AK-47 lovingly*

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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 06, 2018, 09:01:37 pm
TalonisWolf has claimed the title of Sig-forger the Burning Champion of Lime Green!
GENERATION 32:
The first time you see this, copy it i

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2384 on: January 20, 2018, 08:42:04 pm »
Plant it so that your victim is accuses of counterfeiting.

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