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Author Topic: Weaponize it.  (Read 113583 times)

Gwolfski

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1650 on: January 05, 2016, 10:09:57 am »

..... You do not know..... Shame. Shame on you!!!!!! have you ever visited the commuity games & stories!?!

throw it at somebody


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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1651 on: January 05, 2016, 10:11:34 am »

have you ever visited the commuity games & stories!?!
Yes. I lurk around The Littlest Cheesemaker. Does that count?
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The best way to demonstrate it to him is take a save of 40 year old fortress with 150 dwarves in it on a good sized embark with a volcano that just breached the circus and install it on his gaming rig and watch it bring his rig to its knees.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1652 on: January 05, 2016, 10:29:55 am »

look in this one; all of it:http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=118805.0 start on the 7th reply if u lazy!
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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1653 on: March 06, 2016, 02:10:27 am »

A person afflicted with stupidity status will do stupid things such as heal themselves by stabbing them selves with kitchen knifes

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1654 on: March 06, 2016, 03:47:08 am »

Strangulation/Suffocation.

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Heiterverzweiflung. Not a legit German word so much as something a friend and I made up in German class once. "Carefree despair". When life is so fucked that you can't stop laughing.
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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1655 on: March 06, 2016, 04:03:42 am »

Strangulation/Suffocation.

The Pyramid of Giza.
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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1656 on: March 06, 2016, 07:57:04 am »

In dwarf fortress, sponges never truly die. Plant it in someone's house and let it murder them in their sleep.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1657 on: March 06, 2016, 05:49:49 pm »

Those are heavy, man! clonk someone on the head!

20000 9volt batteries and some jumper cable
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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1658 on: March 06, 2016, 06:21:42 pm »

tie em down then force em to drink all the battery's acid.

7 POUNDS OF KOOLAID AND A VACUUMCLEANER.
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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1659 on: March 07, 2016, 02:54:43 pm »

tie em down then force em to drink all the battery's acid.

7 POUNDS OF KOOLAID AND A VACUUMCLEANER.

the 9 volt batterries didnt have acid..... ah well, nvm


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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1660 on: March 07, 2016, 03:32:11 pm »

Apply the fireaxe to people

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1661 on: March 07, 2016, 04:06:56 pm »

Forcible enema, wait for fatal constipation.

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Heiterverzweiflung. Not a legit German word so much as something a friend and I made up in German class once. "Carefree despair". When life is so fucked that you can't stop laughing.
http://www.collinsdictionary.com

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1662 on: March 07, 2016, 04:58:06 pm »

thats a star, right? stars are hot. Since we dont have interstellar travel.... use intostellar travel and fly into it!

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1663 on: March 07, 2016, 05:18:02 pm »

Apply it to a Real city and Watch as it butchers All the Humans because they are not "Dwarves".


1000 Pins and a Bale of Straw?
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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1664 on: March 10, 2016, 02:16:19 am »

Force people to look for the straw and watch them injure and kill them selves trying to find it.

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