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Author Topic: Weaponize it.  (Read 115534 times)

BluarianKnight

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1635 on: January 04, 2016, 12:46:10 pm »
Shove the money you obtain from it down someone's throat. Easy.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1636 on: January 04, 2016, 01:22:45 pm »
Force someone to stare at the Eldrich Being Known as Cthulu for months on end, if they survive you set them loose with 12 pounds of C4 Strapped to them and a Detonater in there hand, if they die You still killed em with the Apron.


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Gwolfski

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1637 on: January 04, 2016, 01:25:56 pm »
crank it up to say.... oh 2500 dB and observe

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Quote from: Sprin on January 25, 2017, 12:14:46 pm
Eventually when you go far enough the insane start becoming the sane

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1638 on: January 04, 2016, 03:36:13 pm »
People have eyes. Brush handles hurt. Eye, meet brush handle.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1639 on: January 04, 2016, 03:37:40 pm »
All it takes is acceleration and you've got a living projectile.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1640 on: January 04, 2016, 03:45:36 pm »
CHOO CHOO!

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1641 on: January 04, 2016, 04:23:17 pm »
boring someone to suicide
forming a hole in space time continuum. as nothing is truly perfect.

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Quote from: Sprin on January 25, 2017, 12:14:46 pm
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Insanegame27

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1642 on: January 04, 2016, 04:27:08 pm »
How do you think the ball was squished in the first place?


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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1643 on: January 04, 2016, 04:28:33 pm »
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Quote from: Sprin on January 25, 2017, 12:14:46 pm
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Amperzand

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1644 on: January 05, 2016, 06:14:20 am »
Remove said ass and use it as a club.

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BluarianKnight

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1645 on: January 05, 2016, 08:10:12 am »
Put it in a small heap. Any amount of sand can be a heap of sand. Then cause a person to kill themselves at the paradoxial conclusion that it is a heap and grain of sand. If that doesn't work? Use the grain of sand to buy a slightly larger amount of salt. Then use that salt to buy bad meat. Use that meat to make jerky. Sell the jerky. Buy better meat. Sell it for a rabbit. Sell the rabbit for a rooster. Sell the rooster for a pig. Sell the pig for a cow. Sell the cow for a horse. Win a horse race. Use that money to buy a gun. Shoot the grain of sand out of the gun.
It'll kill someone.


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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1646 on: January 05, 2016, 08:12:15 am »
Say you'll pay for its Cool Leg if it kills someone.
Those things are vicious, man.

Explosives.
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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1647 on: January 05, 2016, 08:16:08 am »
Use its detonation energy to hypercompress a lump of enriched uranium, causing a supercriticality event and a massive release of nuclear energy.

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Quote from: Shadowlord
Is there a word that combines comedy with tragedy and farce?
Heiterverzweiflung. Not a legit German word so much as something a friend and I made up in German class once. "Carefree despair". When life is so fucked that you can't stop laughing.
http://www.collinsdictionary.com

Gwolfski

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1648 on: January 05, 2016, 08:20:39 am »
sneak it into the perfect 1kg sphere that they have in france. It will mess up and scientists will go mad, because atoms arent supposed to apear out of nowhere


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Quote from: Sprin on January 25, 2017, 12:14:46 pm
Eventually when you go far enough the insane start becoming the sane

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1649 on: January 05, 2016, 10:06:38 am »
(Assuming you mean Asprin as an alternate spelling to Aspirin. Neither me nor google have any idea what Sprin is.)

Everything is toxic. What matters is the dose.

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