First turn on the stove light so you can see better.
Then ride the self-rising flour up to the windows and peer out, planning your route once you're out of the building. Open the curtains if necessary... But if so, hurry.
Drop the casserole dish, then return to the ground. Acquire large shard and several throwing shards. Cut hand on shard to make sure they're sharp.
Remove 2 of the stove elements and bend them into long thick "wires". Attach them to opposite corners of the door.
Start baking the flour and butter on one of the remaining elements. Yes, directly on it.
Pour sugar into the milk to make nonchocolate milk survival drink.
Soon the various sounds, open curtains, and delicious/smokey smell will attract a guard. Turn on the elements attached to the door, the guard will be shocked and surprised.
Hopefully they opened the door. If not, use the birthday candles to kick your creation up a notch. Repeatedly.
You probably only need a couple of Notches of space, really. Crawl under the door, steal the guards' everything, escape.
If accosted, pretend to be a birthday cake stripper.
Find a bar
Chat up a stranger, form a connection. Start a lifelong friendship.
Years later, show hand. "Know how I got this scar?"
Before they can reply in the affirmative, that you've told the story a billion times, throw the curdled survival drink at them.
Situation weaponized.
A penthouse suite overlooking New York city, containing: Several large glass windows, a large couch, a well-furnished kitchen, a completely empty bedroom, no door, one CRT TV, and 27 jars of unlabeled jam-like substance.
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