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[Kilojoule Proton]

Melt it down and pour the liquid basically anywhere on the person.

(There seems to be no requirement for lethality.)

A LCD pixel.

[Lyeos]

Put a link to hire a hitman in the correct spot, so that the pixel displays part of the link.

A whale.

[Armok]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ut7wK9l9mk

Humility.

[Kilojoule Proton]

Exaggerate it to induce humiliation.

A stereotypical child's red wagon.

[Worldmaster27]

Push it in front of a bunch of marathon runners.
'alt' key

[Armok]

As an impurity in a resistor in a control circuit for some big vehicle.

a single neutrino.

[Kilojoule Proton]

Move it anywhen in the first Planck second or so of the universe to destroy the world as we know it.

Penguins.

[TheDarkStar]

Drop penguins on populated cities from airplanes.

Helium gas.

[Worldmaster27]

1. Make person inhale dangerous amounts of helium.
2. They get a squeaky voice for life.
3. Ridiculed by his or her friends and family.
4. He or she runs away into the woods, alone.
5. Apply cats. Large, mountain dwelling cats.
6. ???
7. Profit!
Volume Slider

[My Name is Immaterial]

11 is at the bottom of this volume slider.

A radish.

[Remuthra]

Make a projectile launcher inspired by the potato gun, and fire it at high velocities. Maybe use the Gauss effect with metal fittings, so you can get it to a nice high speed. It might disintegrate on impact, but it transfers all that force and heat to the target.

A small plastic commercial water pistol.

[JackOSpades]

fill it with dioxygen difluoride...

 a feeling of deja vu.

[Yourmaster]

Pretend to attempt to jump off a cliff like their friend and knock them off last second.

[Lyeos]

^Make someone's head explode due to lack of things to weaponize.

Toady.

[NAV]

Fell mood. Create an artifact Toady bone spear.

An elven sword.