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[CaptainMcClellan]

Made of elves or made by elves?

Made of elves: Stab an elf with his brother.

Made by elves: Use it as schmuck-bait.

EDIT: The person I just accidentally ninja'ed

[My Name is Immaterial]

Edit their face with your fist.

A finger nail clipping.

[IronTomato]

Poke them with it. Annoy them to death.

Beef.

[CaptainMcClellan]

Slap people with steaks.

Pigeons.

[birdy51]

Irradiated Pidgeons producing Irradiated Pigeon Waste. Flying Biohazard.

Ravens.

[CaptainMcClellan]

Scare a superstitious person to death or worse.

Alcohol. (( Should be easy. ))

[IronTomato]

Feed it to midgets, watch them go berserk.

Toast.

[CaptainMcClellan]

Sharpen edges, use as throwing star.

Guessing games.

[Lyeos]

Lock someone in a room and play a guessing game. They cannot leave if they guess incorrectly, and must die of dehydration. Make sure there is no right answer.

Togas.

[Funk]

Tie them in knots and wet them, instant whip/fail.



Cannabis.

[CaptainMcClellan]

Add a vehicle and oncoming traffic.

A D20.

[Lyeos]

Shove it into someone's eye.

An eye.

[CaptainMcClellan]

MONOCULUS.

A playing card.

[Kilojoule Proton]

Death by a thousand paper cuts.

A roll of aluminum foil.

[Lyeos]

Crumple it into a ball, then shove it down someone's throat.

Joy.