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[Beast Tamer]

Inject directly into the bloodstream.

Mustard.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Drown someone in a vat full of it.

A coat hanger.

[My Name is Immaterial]

[Insert very tasteless abortion joke here.]

A laser pointer.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Overload it with enough power to burn anything it touches, rather like the sun and a magnifying glass. Take a guess as to what happens next.

Michael Bay.

[Yourmaster]

Get him to set a bomb prop, but replace it with an actual bomb.

The conservatives

[anailater]

Firstly get a highly violent drunk with extreme political views hammered, then tell him the person you want beaten is a supporter of the conservatives, problem solved.

A Ferrero Rocher.

[Kilojoule Proton]

(Electrons cannot split and release energy, I think.)

Replace someone's eye with one.

Fiberglass insulation pillow.

[i2amroy]

Have you ever touched fiberglass? The itching alone is enough, no more weaponization needed.

This forum post.

[Nirur Torir]

Use a botnet to fill the Internet with copies of it.

A cutebold.

[Worldmaster27]

Use it as a distraction while a goblin ambush approaches the gates.

Elves.

[IronTomato]

Use their bones for bolts.

Television.

[anailater]

Made of glass and metal, the cuts would be enough without the concussion.

A curtain.

[NAV]

Made of cloth can be used to strangle

a laugh

[Kilojoule Proton]

Make them laugh to death (which has happened).

TVTropes link.

[NAV]

Does it count if it takes their metaphorical life instead of their literal life?

adamantine mace