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[CaptainMcClellan]

Sharpen it into a quill then write a libelous note to the pope that causes your enemies to be burned as heretics.

Cafeteria meatloaf.

[stabbymcstabstab]

Feed it to someone

A bottle.of air

[CaptainMcClellan]

Inject it into a major artery.

A pile of leaves.

[Lyeos]

Do the obvious and ignite it. While someone is playing in it.

A sandwich.

[CaptainMcClellan]

Sandvich baiting.

A floor tile.

[NAV]

floor tiles are made of ceramic. Sharpen one into a knife.

Death

[CaptainMcClellan]

Use the threat thereof to turn man into killing machines. No greater weapon is there, right? ( Grammatical note: "man" as in all of humanity, not the specific gender for all you sexists out there. )

Capes.

[Lyeos]

Strangle them. Or set them on fire.

Love. (This one is too easy.) 

[flame99]

Give them a great, big, loving hug right in the neck...With a garrote wire.

A small block of Styrofoam.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Break into several pieces, and force two into the nose, and the rest down the mouth, suffocating the person.

A cardboard box.

[CaptainMcClellan]

Place over a pitfall trap.

(( The one about the Styrofoam was really good because I think the stuff can actually melt into your airways. ))

Insane Troll Logic.

[Kilojoule Proton]

Create a cognitohazard idea that causes comas.

A single electron.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Split it.

Dwarf Fortress

[Noel.se]

Show the game to someone. Addiction is a cruel weapon...

Yourself.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

Martial Arts.

Ketchup.