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[Tawa]

Water is refreshing. Worldmaster broke our consciousness-stream. Water flows in streams. Therefore, Worldmaster broke freethinking refreshments.

[Andres]

Water is refreshing.

C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

"C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!" is an enhanced form of "Combo Breaker."  You have to enhance uranium to make nuclear bombs.  "C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!" is a nuclear bomb.

[a1s]

"C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!" is a nuclear bomb. Also called a Nuclear Device. Device is any method an author uses to convey their message.
so "C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!" coveys messages from the nucleus.

[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

The nucleus is the majority of the weight of an atom. Atoms make up most of the univers (I know they don't but this is troll logic not particle physics). So "C-C-C-C-Combo Breaker" is the majority of the universes weight

[Worldmaster27]

"C-C-C-C-Combo Breaker" is the majority of the universes weight. People don't like it when their combos are broken. People don't like it when their legs are broken. Therefore, broken combos are just as bad as broken legs.

[Andres]

A C-C-C-C-Combo Breaker is the majority of the universe's weight. C-C-C-C-Combo Breakers break legs. Hitler never had broken legs. Hitler is thus not the majority of the universe's weight.

[Stirk]

Hitler is not the majority of the universe's weight. Hitler is not your mother. Therefore, your mother is the majority of the universe's weight.

[Worldmaster27]

Your mother is the majority of the universe's weight. Your mother is the punchline of a majority of crappy jokes. Therefore, most of the universe is crappy jokes.

[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

Crappy jokes are the majority of comedy therefor the universe is mostly comedy

[Stirk]

The universe is mostly comedy. Comedies are Greek Plays. Therefore, life, the universe, and everything is a play.

[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

The answer to life, the universe, and everything is 42. Therefore the universe is made up of 42 play depicting life and everything in a comedic manor

[Andres]

The universe is mostly comedy. Comedies are Greek Plays. Therefore, life, the universe, and everything is a play.

(And all the men and women merely players....)

The answer to life, the universe, and everything is 42. Therefore the universe is made up of 42 play depicting life and everything in a comedic manor

Cryxis says that everything is comedic. 'Funny' is another word for 'comedic'. The Holocaust is part of everything. Cryxis says that the Holocaust is funny.

[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

(I'm taking this farther now just because I can)
If Cryxis is Prince of doom and the halocaust was the doom of many people and he finds it to be funny then Cryxis finds his sphere of influence to be funny.

[Arcvasti]

If Cryxis finds his own sphere of influence funny, then, ergo, all others must find THEIR sphere of influence funny. The Earth is mostly a sphere and is influenced by Napoleon. Therefore Napoleon found the Earth absolutely hilarious.

EDIT: In case I need to start a new one[Ignore if I'm just supposed to continue Cryxis' thing:

Bread is made of grain. Grain and brain are only one letter apart. Therefore, you can brainwash people by scrubbing bread with soap.