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Author Topic: Insane Troll Logic  (Read 32566 times)

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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #615 on: July 19, 2014, 01:39:07 am »
New topics are fun. So is losing. Therefore creating a new topic is losing.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #616 on: July 19, 2014, 03:03:49 am »
Creating a new topic is losing. So is dying. Therefore, creating new topics causes death.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #617 on: July 19, 2014, 04:36:37 am »
Causing death is illegal
So creating new topics is illegal
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #618 on: July 19, 2014, 11:12:10 am »
Creating new topics is illegal. This is page 42, the Ultimate Page of Life, the Universe, and Everything, which has a new topic on it. Therefore, the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is illegal.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #619 on: July 19, 2014, 08:57:14 pm »
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is illegal. The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy contains the answer to life, the universe, and everything. Therefore, finding meaning in life is illegal.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #620 on: July 19, 2014, 10:43:31 pm »
Finding the meaning of life is illegal
Drugs are illegal
Therefore,the meaning of life is drugs
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #621 on: July 19, 2014, 10:57:39 pm »
The meaning of life is drugs. Drugs can kill or save people. The meaning of life is to kill or save people.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #622 on: July 21, 2014, 04:21:29 pm »
The meaning of life is to kill or save people. Dead people don't know things. Therefore, learning the meaning of life causes you to prevent others from knowing it 50% of the time.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #623 on: October 20, 2014, 09:16:40 pm »
Learning the meaning of life causes you to prevent others from knowing it 50% of the time. Necromancers know the meaning of life. I necro'd this thread. I am a necromancer. Therefore, I know the meaning of life.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #624 on: October 20, 2014, 09:18:28 pm »
Worldmaster knows the meaning of life. I am omnipotent, so I know the meaning of life. Therefore, I am Worldmaster.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #625 on: October 20, 2014, 09:20:33 pm »
Tawarochir is me. Tawarochir tried to kill me in the Terrible Jokes thread. Tawarochir tried to kill himself. Therefore, Tawarochir is suicidal.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #626 on: October 20, 2014, 09:25:16 pm »
I am suicidal. I am not dead, so I did not go through with said suicide. Statistically, more women think about suicide but do not go through with it, whereas men go through with it more often. Therefore, I am probably female.

I'm not.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #627 on: October 20, 2014, 09:37:02 pm »
You are probably a female.
Socrates was a man.
All men are mortal.
Therefore, you are probably immortal.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #628 on: October 20, 2014, 10:05:09 pm »
You are probably immortal.
Organic things are mortal.
Manure is organic.
Therefore you are not manure.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #629 on: October 20, 2014, 10:07:16 pm »
You are not manure.
The sun is made of manure.
Therefore, you are not made of a sun.
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