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[SOLDIER First]

You are not made of a sun.
Sun is one letter away from sub.
A sub is both a sandwich and a vehicle.
Therefore you are one letter away from not being both a sandwich and a vehicle.

[Andres]

You are not manure.
The sun is made of manure.
Therefore, you are not made of a sun.

(Why is the sun made of manure? That's not explained at all. How about...)
You are not manure.
You are not the sun.
The sun is therefore manure.

[Audioworm333]

Manure is poop.
When poop is put as 'poop', it is usually considered useless.
The sun is manure.
Therefore, the sun is useless.

[Andres]

The sun is pronounced the same way as 'son'.
'Son' in the holy trinity refers to Jesus.
Therefore, Jesus is useless, manure, and is probably useless manure.

[SOLDIER First]

Jesus is useless, manure, and probably useless manure.
Manure is sometimes used to fertilize crops.
Crops feed people.
Therefore, when you eat good, you're eating Jesus.

[Tawa]

Guys, we passed the 15-post mark, although I recommend we just throw that out and make it a stream of insane troll consciousness.

When you eat good, you're eating Jesus. Catholics traditionally pretend to eat Jesus by drinking wine and eating bread. Therefore, all Catholics eat good.

[Worldmaster27]

Catholics eat good. Eating good angers Grammar Nazis. The Nazis were angry with the Jews. Therefore, all Catholics are Jews.

[Tawa]

All Catholics are Jews. That is impossible. Catholics and Jews are both hypocrites. That is an anti-Semitic statement. Hitler was anti-Semitic. Therefore, I am Hitler.

[Worldmaster27]

I am hitler. All geese are literally hitler. I am a goose. Geese lay eggs. Mammals don't lay eggs. Therefore, I am likely not a mammal.

[MedicInDisquise]

Geese are not likely a mammal.

That implys Geeses might be Mammals.

Therefore you are not literally Hitler, only likely Hitler.

[Kilojoule Proton]

You are likely Hitler. Saying Hitler an odd number of times ends a thread. Therefore, by Hitler, this thread has ended.

[Stirk]

This thread has ended.
You can't post on a thread that ended unless you are a mod
I am posting on this thread, so I must be a mod.
A mod is another word for modification.
Therefore, I am a modification.

[Tawa]

Stirk is a modification. Stirk created a modification for Dwarf Fortress. Therefore, Stirk created himself by modding Dwarf Fortress.

[SOLDIER First]

Still created himself by modding Dwarf Fortress. Toady One created Dwarf Fortress. Toady One's mom created Toady One. Therefore, Toady One's mom created Stirk.

[Worldmaster27]

Water is refreshing.