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[BlitzDungeoneer]

(New post, I counted.)

Dice can land on 1,2,3,4,5 or 6. Fucking ninjas...

Jokes are funny. Jokes can also be traps. Therefore, people performing jokes are trap masters.

[Lyeos]

People performing jokes are trap masters. Kevak is a trap master. Therefore, all people performing jokes are Kevak.

[Worldmaster27]

All people preforming jokes are Kevak. Kevak runs games. Therefore, anyone preforming jokes run games.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

Anyone preforming jokes run games.  'Games' is sometimes used as slang for a con.  Anyone telling jokes run cons.

[Tawa]

Anyone telling jokes runs a con. The Leverage team runs cons. Anybody is the Leverage team.

[Worldmaster27]

Anybody is the leverage team. Leverage is necessary to move heavy objects. Therefore, anybody is needed to move heavy objects.

[Orange Wizard]

Anybody can be weak. Anybody is needed to move heavy objects. Therefore, weak people can move heavy objects.

[Tawa]

Weak people can move heavy objects. Bins of slade are heavy objects. Dwarves move bins of slade. Therefore, weak people are dwarves.

[Worldmaster27]

Weak people are dwarves. Dwarves are commanded by a hive mind. Therefore, weak people are commanded by a hive mind.

[Tawa]

Weak people are controlled by a hive mind. Bees live in hives and presumably have some sort of mind. Weak people are therefore bees.

(This flaming bloody thread.)

[TamerVirus]

Weak people are bees. In the Wicker Man, Nicholas Cage was attacked by bees. As such, weak people attack Nicholas Cage

[Tawa]

Weak people attack Nicholas Cage. Nicholas Cage is hiface. Weak people attack hiface.

For information on hiface, please consult the draw your adventures thread.

[Tawa]

Weak people attack hiface. This thread could have died. I am rather weak. Part of me inhabits this thread. I, Tawarochir, almost died attacking hiface.

[Lyeos]

You, Tawarochir, almost died attacking hiface. With luck, you would only almost die if you jumped in front of a train. Therefore, hiface is a train.

[Tawa]

Animal Crossing games are fun until the shops run out of stuff.