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Lyeos

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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #495 on: May 19, 2014, 05:17:12 pm »
Animal Crossing games are fun until the shops run out of stuff. Caravans in Dwarf Fortress are fun until they run out of stuff. Therefore, Animal Crossing is secretly Dwarf Fortress.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #496 on: May 19, 2014, 05:19:09 pm »
Animal Crossing is secretly Dwarf Fortress. Animal Crossing is a (mostly) pacifistic game. Dwarf Fortress is a mostly pacifistic game. (TROLOLOLOLOLOLOL)
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #497 on: May 19, 2014, 05:36:43 pm »
Dwarf Fortress is a mostly pacifistic game. You can kill elves and preform !!SCIENCE!! in Dwarf Fortress. Therefore, killing elves and preforming !!SCIENCE!! is mostly pacifistic.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #498 on: May 19, 2014, 06:26:48 pm »
Killing elves and performing !!SCIENCE!! is mostly pacifistic. Elves enjoy turning unassuming dwarves into sewing equipment. Turning depressed alcoholic midgets into sewing equipment into sewing equipment involves little bloodshed.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #499 on: May 21, 2014, 11:13:01 am »
Turning depressed alcoholic midgets into sewing equipment requires little bloodshed. I have a shed. There is likely some sort of blood in it. Making dwarves into needles requires minimal amounts of my shed.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #500 on: May 21, 2014, 11:17:22 am »
Making dwarves into needles requires minimal amounts of my shed. Doctors use needles to inject things. Animals shed hair. Therefore, doctors use needles made out of dwarves and minimal cat hair.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #501 on: May 21, 2014, 11:27:52 am »
Doctors use needles made out of dwarves and minimal cat hair. Dwarves are being used for its production, as well as cat hair. Therefore, dwarves are non-sentient beings ripe for the butchery.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #502 on: May 21, 2014, 12:14:14 pm »
Dwarves are non-sentient beings ripe for the butchery. So are cats. Therefore, my neighborhood is infested with stray dwarves.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #503 on: May 21, 2014, 12:41:46 pm »
Weirdsound's neighbourhood is invested by dwarves. Dwarves invest mountains. Weirdsound lives on a mountain.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #504 on: May 21, 2014, 12:44:40 pm »
Weirdsound lives on a mountain. Some goats live on mountains. Therefore, Weirdsound is a goat.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #505 on: May 21, 2014, 12:47:23 pm »
Weirdsound is a goat. Goats eat pants. I wear pants. Weirdsound ate my pants.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #506 on: May 21, 2014, 12:50:33 pm »
Weirdsound ate my pants. Weirdsound is a waveform. Therefore, weirdsound is a nudifying frequency.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #507 on: May 21, 2014, 08:34:02 pm »
Weirdsound is a nudifying frequency. I am not nude. Therefore, Weirdsound does not exist.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #508 on: May 21, 2014, 08:36:43 pm »
Weirdsound does not exist. Neither does
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #509 on: May 21, 2014, 08:44:08 pm »
Trolls live under bridges.
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