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Author Topic: Insane Troll Logic  (Read 33145 times)

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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #510 on: May 21, 2014, 08:45:39 pm »
Trolls live under bridges. So do homeless people. Therefore, Homeless people are trolls.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #511 on: May 21, 2014, 08:47:10 pm »
Homeless people are trolls. Trolls live on the internet. Therefore, homeless people live on the internet.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #512 on: May 21, 2014, 08:58:12 pm »
Homeless people live on the internet. That one girl from the one xkcd comic was from the internet. She is therefore a hobo.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #513 on: May 22, 2014, 02:58:47 am »
That one girl from the one xkcd comic is a hobo. Hobos ride the rails. Therefore, the webcomic xkcd is set inside of a boxcar.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #514 on: May 22, 2014, 03:03:40 am »
The webcomic xkcd is set inside of a boxcar. A bar of hygienic soap is usually contained in a box. xkcd covers many topics, including political affairs. Therefore, xkcd is a soapbox.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #515 on: May 22, 2014, 08:07:35 am »
xkcd is a soapbox. "xkcd" doesn't stand for anything. Therefore, soap boxes are not politically active.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #516 on: May 22, 2014, 08:36:30 am »
Soapboxes are not politically active. The Liberal Crime Squad is politically active. Therefore, soapboxes are not liberals.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #517 on: May 22, 2014, 09:02:39 am »
Soap boxes are not liberals. Soap boxes are square. Square is slang for "unhip", which is trying-to-be-cool slang for "not cool". Therefore, liberalism is cool.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #518 on: May 24, 2014, 07:56:12 am »
Liberalism is cool. I did something cool by digging this thread out of the grave of 5th page. Therefore, I am liberal, which was already true anyway.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #519 on: May 24, 2014, 08:43:55 am »
I am a liberal, which is damn well applies true to me. I am also a cockroach. Therefore, cockroaches can be liberal.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #520 on: May 24, 2014, 10:02:38 am »
Cockroaches can be liberal. On Fearfactor contestants had to eat blended cockroaches. As such, contestants on Fearfactor ate blended liberals
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #521 on: May 24, 2014, 11:20:30 am »
Contestants on Fearfactor ate blended liberals. Liberals are humans. Fearfactor contestants are cannibals.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #522 on: May 24, 2014, 02:20:14 pm »
Fearfactor contestants are cannibals. Cannibals live on islands. Dinosaurs live on islands. Therefore, Fearfactor contestants are dinosaurs with cannibalistic tendencies.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #523 on: May 24, 2014, 02:26:02 pm »
Fear factor contestants are dinosaurs with cannibalistic tendencies. Komodo Dragons also exhibit cannibalistic tendencies. Therefore, dinosaurs are actually Komodo Dragons.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #524 on: May 24, 2014, 02:26:44 pm »
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