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[Parsely]

M  The  Legend AS of  Zelda:  Ocarina CH of  Time  ES

[5] With two lightning strokes you behead the lone skele and then separate his torso from his legs. His head groans in pain and then his remains vanish in a burst of blue flame. [2] You hear the sound of creaking bones and crumbling earth from close behind you. The gates to Lon Lon Ranch are just in front of you.


Young Masches - Kid Wallet: 100RP - GOAL: Beat Ganon!

Green Tunic
Mido's Hat
Kokiri Sword
Kokiri Shield
Slingshot
Fairy Ocarina

Quest Items
Kokiri's Emerald

N  I  _{Paper  Mario}  C  K

[2] He's heavier than he looks.


Paper Nick - GOAL: Beat King Koopa!
HP: 4/6 [covered in ooze]
Hammer
Mushroom [+10 HP]
Green Shells [2x]
Black Ooze [a bit]
Broken Stick

Kippa Koopa
HP: 2/3 [deshelled, extremely vulnerable] [unconscious]

Le IRL

*tap* *tap* *click* *tap*

Spoiler: Nick, the Team so Far, and His Stuff (click to show/hide)

Nick
Gender: Male
Appearance: Average weight but in good shape. Fairly tall, has short-cropped, dirty blonde hair and tan skin. Good-looking.
Background: Incredibly laid back. Determined to beat every video game ever. Likes money.
Health: Heavily Bruised Face [-1 Cha]
Skills: Master Laziness

Masches
Gender: Male
Appearance: Average height, average weight. Dark black hair that he wears mid-length. Has a bright pair of eyes that seem to take in every detail.
Background: Has a delicate, logical manner. Except when shit goes down. Then he dives in and breaks some fucking heads.
Health: Fine
Skills: Master Problem-Solving, Expert Brawling

Ideas
None

Inventory - Bison Dollars=1,200
Stylish Clothes [+1 Cha]
Wallet [for buying things]
Screwdriver [for screwing things]
Suprah Gamepad

Systems/Games
Small TV
Large TV

PSX [Haxxed]
- Metal Gear Solid [-A-]
- Syphon Filter [-A-]
N64
- The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time [-A-]
- Paper Mario [-S-]
- Puzzle Bobble [-A-]
Gameboy Color
- The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening [-S-]
- Kirby Pinball Land [-S-]

Games Beaten - Beat Counter: 0
None!

Debt
21,800 Bison Dollars
5 Days Remaining until collection
No Public Property Damage until collection

Spoiler: The Merchant (click to show/hide)

Welcome!

Whaddya buyin'?
---

Ah-h-h! I'll buy it at a high price!
Exchange
Rupees to Bison Dollars: 1/.01

[TamerVirus]

Da Cheez: Enter the ranch, do stuff
Nick:Loot the camp for some gold coins!

[Worldmaster27]

Da Cheez: Enter the ranch, do stuff
Nick:Loot the camp for some gold coins!

+1 Loot!

[CaptainMcClellan]

Da Cheez: Enter ranch, play the dumb chicken game, become betrothed to ranch girl even though you're both only ten.
Nick: +1 to looting coins and punching blocks.

[Parsely]

M  The  Legend AS of  Zelda:  Ocarina CH of  Time  ES

[3] The skele behind you gets a swipe in and scratches your leg a bit -1/4HP! but you manage to make it to the ranch.

It's still nighttime, and Talon's house is locked, but at least you're safe from the skeles.


Young Masches - Kid Wallet: 100RP - GOAL: Beat Ganon!

Green Tunic
Mido's Hat
Kokiri Sword
Kokiri Shield
Slingshot
Fairy Ocarina

Quest Items
Kokiri's Emerald

N  I  _{Paper  Mario}  C  K

[6] You stomp everything in sight! The whole mustering area is trashed, but you did find some coins. +10 Coins


Paper Nick - GOAL: Beat King Koopa!
HP: 4/6 [covered in ooze]
Coins [10]
Hammer
Mushroom [+10 HP]
Green Shells [2x]
Black Ooze [a bit]
Broken Stick

Kippa Koopa
HP: 2/3 [deshelled, extremely vulnerable] [unconscious]

Le IRL

*munch* *tap* Pass the chips. *crinkle* *click* *tap* *nom* *crunch* *tap* *tap* *click*

Spoiler: Nick, the Team so Far, and His Stuff (click to show/hide)

Nick
Gender: Male
Appearance: Average weight but in good shape. Fairly tall, has short-cropped, dirty blonde hair and tan skin. Good-looking.
Background: Incredibly laid back. Determined to beat every video game ever. Likes money.
Health: Heavily Bruised Face [-1 Cha]
Skills: Master Laziness

Masches
Gender: Male
Appearance: Average height, average weight. Dark black hair that he wears mid-length. Has a bright pair of eyes that seem to take in every detail.
Background: Has a delicate, logical manner. Except when shit goes down. Then he dives in and breaks some fucking heads.
Health: Fine
Skills: Master Problem-Solving, Expert Brawling

Ideas
None

Inventory - Bison Dollars=1,200
Stylish Clothes [+1 Cha]
Wallet [for buying things]
Screwdriver [for screwing things]
Suprah Gamepad

Systems/Games
Small TV
Large TV

PSX [Haxxed]
- Metal Gear Solid [-A-]
- Syphon Filter [-A-]
N64
- The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time [-A-]
- Paper Mario [-S-]
- Puzzle Bobble [-A-]
Gameboy Color
- The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening [-S-]
- Kirby Pinball Land [-S-]

Games Beaten - Beat Counter: 0
None!

Debt
21,800 Bison Dollars
5 Days Remaining until collection
No Public Property Damage until collection

Spoiler: The Merchant (click to show/hide)

Welcome!

Whaddya buyin'?
---

Ah-h-h! I'll buy it at a high price!
Exchange
Rupees to Bison Dollars: 1/.01
Coins to Bison Dollars: 1/.5

[TamerVirus]

Da cheez: rest up till morning
Nick: inquire about the coin to bisondollar exchange rate for future reference
There's nothing in camp, go find Luigi

[Parsely]

Coins to BD? That'd be 1/.5, heh heh.

[CaptainMcClellan]

Da cheez: rest up till morning
Nick: inquire about the coin to bisondollar exchange rate for future reference
There's nothing in camp, go find Luigi

+1

Me: Inquire to GM about why the currency is known as bisondollars, simply as a point of curiosity.

[Parsely]

Someone hasn't played Street Fighter.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

It's a reference to the Street Fighter movie.

[CaptainMcClellan]

Someone hasn't played Street Fighter.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

It's a reference to the Street Fighter movie.

Sadly, I have not. I am aware of the franchise though, but was unsure if that's what you were referencing. At any rate, sounds fun!

[superBlast]

Hm...

Da cheez: rest up till morning
Nick: inquire about the coin to bisondollar exchange rate for future reference
There's nothing in camp, go find Luigi

+1

+1

Also thinking since the koopa is unconsious and probrably not gonna help when he wakes up, I was thinking maybe could sacrifice him to the evil paper god or something for stuff. After looking for luigi.

[Worldmaster27]

Hm...

Da cheez: rest up till morning
Nick: inquire about the coin to bisondollar exchange rate for future reference
There's nothing in camp, go find Luigi

+1

+1

Also thinking since the koopa is unconsious and probrably not gonna help when he wakes up, I was thinking maybe could sacrifice him to the evil paper god or something for stuff. After looking for luigi.

+1 If we can get money for sacrificing the koopa, +1.

[CaptainMcClellan]

Hm...

Da cheez: rest up till morning
Nick: inquire about the coin to bisondollar exchange rate for future reference
There's nothing in camp, go find Luigi

+1

+1

Also thinking since the koopa is unconsious and probrably not gonna help when he wakes up, I was thinking maybe could sacrifice him to the evil paper god or something for stuff. After looking for luigi.

+1 If we can get money for sacrificing the koopa, +1.

Don't Koopa shells sell for like 20 Coins? If so, then +1 to animal cruelty.

[Parsely]

You already have his shell. Do you get coins just for winning battles in Paper Mario?

[CaptainMcClellan]

You do, but on top of that, I'm 85% sure you can sell Koopa shells at shops also. Or use them as weapons. However, I want Nick to be swimming in the bisondollars so that we can get a new boss.