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[Worldmaster27]

Or find another way to get the bracelet from Darunia.

Blackmail?

Thievery?

[flabort]

Or we could use scissors to get the bomb flowers from the ground, instead of violently ripping them up with boosted strength which sets them off. Actually, we have a sword, right?
We can use the sword to gently cut the flowers from the roots, avoiding setting the bombs off (though that will take more time), and not blow ourselves up with such frequency.

Also, +1 to rolling to break the game, by sleeping in Malon's bed.

[Parsely]

Hitting them with the sword also sets them off. :p

[flabort]

Whacking them violently with the sword sets them off. Ripping them up violently sets them off.
I'm arguing that surgically cutting the roots by carefully moving the sword probably doesn't. Similar to how we're arguing that time should pass if we go to sleep inside the ranch. Time to break the mechanics.

[The Froggy Ninja]

Whacking them violently with the sword sets them off. Ripping them up violently sets them off.
I'm arguing that surgically cutting the roots by carefully moving the sword probably doesn't. Similar to how we're arguing that time should pass if we go to sleep inside the ranch. Time to break the mechanics.

Yes, yes! We will break ALL THE MECHANICS.

[Parsely]

Whacking them violently with the sword sets them off. Ripping them up violently sets them off.
I'm arguing that surgically cutting the roots by carefully moving the sword probably doesn't. Similar to how we're arguing that time should pass if we go to sleep inside the ranch. Time to break the mechanics.

The act of detaching the fruit from the plant starts the fuse, and besides, that's not even the problem. The issue is that Link is too small to lift and throw them.

[darkpaladin109]

Whacking them violently with the sword sets them off. Ripping them up violently sets them off.
I'm arguing that surgically cutting the roots by carefully moving the sword probably doesn't. Similar to how we're arguing that time should pass if we go to sleep inside the ranch. Time to break the mechanics.

The act of detaching the fruit from the plant starts the fuse, and besides, that's not even the problem. The issue is that Link is too small to lift and throw them.

.....Ask if there's a body builder around here.

[Parsely]

Gorons count, I'd say.

[Parsely]

Everyone's in agreement to break the day-night cycle mechanics in Zelda, but what are you gonna do with the koopa?

[Worldmaster27]

I'll change my vote to throwing the koopa at the sounds.

[Parsely]

M  The  Legend AS of  Zelda:  Ocarina CH of  Time  ES

[4] The sun starts coming up. You hear a rooster crow. You get the strange feeling that the farmhouse is now unlocked. You bust inside.

Kyaa!~ My super cucoos! Where are they?! Or something like that.


Young Masches - Kid Wallet: 100RP - GOAL: Beat Ganon!

Green Tunic
Mido's Hat
Kokiri Sword
Kokiri Shield
Slingshot
Fairy Ocarina

Quest Items
Kokiri's Emerald

N  I  _{Paper  Mario}  C  K

[3] You toss the koopa towards the open gates. He lands in them, not past them as you intended. [4] The koopa sits up slowly and rubs his eyes.


Paper Nick - GOAL: Beat King Koopa!
HP: 4/6 [covered in ooze]
Coins [10]
Hammer
Mushroom [+10 HP]
Green Shells [2x]
Black Ooze [a bit]
Broken Stick

Kippa Koopa
HP: 2/3 [deshelled, extremely vulnerable] [unconscious]

Le IRL

*munch* *tap* Pass the chips. *crinkle* *click* *tap* *nom* *crunch* *tap* *tap* *click*

Spoiler: Nick, the Team so Far, and His Stuff (click to show/hide)

Nick
Gender: Male
Appearance: Average weight but in good shape. Fairly tall, has short-cropped, dirty blonde hair and tan skin. Good-looking.
Background: Incredibly laid back. Determined to beat every video game ever. Likes money.
Health: Heavily Bruised Face [-1 Cha]
Skills: Master Laziness

Masches
Gender: Male
Appearance: Average height, average weight. Dark black hair that he wears mid-length. Has a bright pair of eyes that seem to take in every detail.
Background: Has a delicate, logical manner. Except when shit goes down. Then he dives in and breaks some fucking heads.
Health: Fine
Skills: Master Problem-Solving, Expert Brawling

Ideas
None

Inventory - Bison Dollars=1,200
Stylish Clothes [+1 Cha]
Wallet [for buying things]
Screwdriver [for screwing things]
Suprah Gamepad

Systems/Games
Small TV
Large TV

PSX [Haxxed]
- Metal Gear Solid [-A-]
- Syphon Filter [-A-]
N64
- The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time [-A-]
- Paper Mario [-S-]
- Puzzle Bobble [-A-]
Gameboy Color
- The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening [-S-]
- Kirby Pinball Land [-S-]

Games Beaten - Beat Counter: 0
None!

Debt
21,800 Bison Dollars
5 Days Remaining until collection
No Public Property Damage until collection

Spoiler: The Merchant (click to show/hide)

Welcome!

Whaddya buyin'?
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Ah-h-h! I'll buy it at a high price!
Exchange
Rupees to Bison Dollars: 1/.01
Coins to Bison Dollars: 1/.5

[CaptainMcClellan]

Win the cucco game, become betrothed to the farm girl.

Spontaneously learn Saria's Song.

Hit on Saria when your finacee's not around.

[TamerVirus]

Cheese: Do the chicken thing
Nick: go up to the koopa, give a swift kick to the head, grab him and throwing past the gates to the noise

[flabort]

Pocket the Super Cucoos. Steal a bottle of milk. Hit on the girl and ignore the fat guy. Practice on the instrument.

What TamerVirus said for Nick.

[CaptainMcClellan]

What TamerVirus said for Nick.

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