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Total Members Voted: 57

[darkpaladin109]

Swap bodies with Link.

[IcyTea31]

Perform quick bonesetting surgery with the screwdriver.

[Cheesecake]

What the fuck is this? PTW

[Parsely]

Well you did choose mid pacing.. Guess everyone wants to see their own idea to go through. Nick cuts his cigar. I'm taking a break. Let me know when you're ready to move on.

[Furtuka]

Grab the frying pan and then GETSUGA TENSHO

+1

[Parsely]

You perform a rising handspring, kicking the frying pan into your hand. [6] getsuga-a-a...

You shift the frying pan diagonally. Link flinches.

TE-ENSHO-O-O-O!!!!!!!!!!!!

Link, the half of the kitchen he was standing in, all the apartments across from yours, the upper half of the business across the street, and a good bit of a skyscraper a few kilometers away in downtown, are vaporized.

Your Zelda ROM and a shiny are perched on the end of your decimated kitchen.

Nick
Gender: Male
Appearance: Average weight but in good shape. Fairly tall, has short-cropped, dirty blonde hair and tan skin. Good-looking.
Background: Incredibly laid back. Determined to beat every video game ever. Likes money.
Health: Fine
Skills: Master Laziness

Inventory
Stylish Clothes [+1 Cha]
Wallet [for buying things]
Screwdriver [for screwing things]

Systems
PSX
N64

Game Box
The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
Metal Gear Solid
Syphon Filter
Bubble Bobble

[mastahcheese]

THAT WAS AWESOME

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

THAT WAS AWESOME

+1

[Furtuka]

THAT WAS AWESOME

+1

+1

Retrieve Loot!

[IcyTea31]

THAT WAS AWESOME

Retrieve Loot!

+1 both, and do the Zelda pose with any loot found, humming the tune associated.

[mastahcheese]

THAT WAS AWESOME

Retrieve Loot!

+1 both, and do the Zelda pose with any loot found, humming the tune associated.

OH GOD YES +1

[Parsely]

You step on Zelda and it floats over your head. You hum the item get medley, restoring it to the game box. MGS was underneath it and its restored as well, somehow. You grab the shiny. Who will join you on your quest? It says in a big, narrat-ey voice. Impressive baritone I must say. Why thank you. Well I do like mastahcheese terribly so let's have him along. Not your decision. That's up to them. Damn. And stop talking like that. Sorry. I was watching Monty Python earlier and I've been reading everything in John Cleese's voice.

Nick
Gender: Male
Appearance: Average weight but in good shape. Fairly tall, has short-cropped, dirty blonde hair and tan skin. Good-looking.
Background: Incredibly laid back. Determined to beat every video game ever. Likes money.
Health: Fine
Skills: Master Laziness

Inventory
Stylish Clothes [+1 Cha]
Wallet [for buying things]
Screwdriver [for screwing things]

Systems
PSX
N64

Game Box
The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
Metal Gear Solid
Syphon Filter
Bubble Bobble

[mastahcheese]

(John Cleese is amaze. I actually named a D&D character Cleese once.)

[Furtuka]

EVERYBODY

[mastahcheese]

EVERYBODY

YES +9001