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[mastahcheese]

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Check terms of all applicable warranties and insurance things.

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Grab Screwdriver and Metal Gear Solid to defend yourself, and check out the kitchen

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[TamerVirus]

Another +1 to furtuka's post

[Parsely]

[2] "Expired in 1997."

The screwdriver is only for screwing, but carrying MGS gives you temporary CQC abilities. [Temporary Skill Get!: CQC]

You head into the kitchen, cowering behind your Metal Gear Solid. You stumble upon a living tangle of glass, plastic and wires that vaguely resembles a life-sized Young Link. He is currently standing over your collected kitchenware and smashing it overhand with a jagged blade constructed of CPU metal. Hya-hyuh-hyuh-hyuh-hyah-hyah-hyuh~!! [5] He doesn't hear you approach over the din.

BOSS: PC Link

Nick
Gender: Male
Appearance: Average weight but in good shape. Fairly tall, has short-cropped, dirty blonde hair and tan skin. Good-looking.
Background: Incredibly laid back. Determined to beat every video game ever. Likes money.
Health: Fine
Skills: Master Laziness, Competent CQC [Temp: Metal Gear Solid]

Inventory
Stylish Clothes [+1 Cha]
Wallet [for buying things]
Screwdriver [for screwing things]
Metal Gear Solid [grants knowledge of Solid Snake's skills when played, temporary effects granted when held]

Systems
PC Absorbed by a vortex. Became PC Link.
PSX
N64

Game Box
The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time Inside PC Link.
Metal Gear Solid
Syphon Filter
Bubble Bobble

[Furtuka]

Sneak up behind him and flip him with the aim of knocking him out

[mastahcheese]

Throw the Metal Gear Solid like a Frisbee of DOOM at the Link.

[TamerVirus]

Find a chicken. Link's weakness is angry chickens!

[darkpaladin109]

Eat the MGS disc. Becoma a snake.

[Parsely]

Nick looks at Bay12. I can't do ALL of these things.

[Persus13]

Sneak up behind him and flip him with the aim of knocking him out

+1

[WhitiusOpus]

Throw the Metal Gear Solid like a Frisbee of DOOM at the Link.

+1

[The Froggy Ninja]

Throw our screwdriver on the ground in front of him. He will pick it up in classic LoZ style and then we tackle him.

[Yourmaster]

Throw the Metal Gear Solid like a Frisbee of DOOM at the Link.

+1

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[Remuthra]

Throw the Metal Gear Solid like a Frisbee of DOOM at the Link.

+1

+1

+1.

[Parsely]

[3] You whip MGS at the back of Link's head. [Skill Lost] It lodges into his neck at the base of his skull. He jolts upright, dropping his sword at his feet. His back arches and he gropes at the corner of the MGS sticking out of his neck while turning to face you. Somehow his face is a giant CRT monitor despite the vortex having not absorbed one. Yours was HD. The monitor has a big green frowny face on it.

Nick
Gender: Male
Appearance: Average weight but in good shape. Fairly tall, has short-cropped, dirty blonde hair and tan skin. Good-looking.
Background: Incredibly laid back. Determined to beat every video game ever. Likes money.
Health: Fine
Skills: Master Laziness

Inventory
Stylish Clothes [+1 Cha]
Wallet [for buying things]
Screwdriver [for screwing things]

Systems
PC Absorbed by a vortex. Became PC Link.
PSX
N64

Game Box
The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time Inside PC Link.
Metal Gear Solid
Syphon Filter
Bubble Bobble

[Remuthra]

Use the wallet to bribe Link.