You jerk your other foot reflexively, slamming the royalist's steel-toed boot right into what passes for the thing's face. Strangely enough, it leaves a mark similar to a burn on its skin, and it recoils, scuttling backwards in jittering, broken movements.
You leap up instantly: strangely enough, you don't feel afraid. There's a strange feeling, like there's a mortally terrified Fredric Owlbury somewhere inside your mind, locked in a glass jar, unable to get out while his clever, clever mortal shell, piloted by another clever, clever Fredric, uncoils like a spring, hand reaching for the bar...
Just when your hand closes around it, the creature leaps forward, slinking along the ground, and takes a swipe at your stomach.
It's not anything special. No claws, no deathly cold, no nothing. Just some dude punching you, and not even very hard. You bring the bar down on its head and it slumps over, its skull shattered.
A moment passes. Then the ants start evacuating its ruined head. No. There's too many of them. They're spreading around the body in a pool of oily black.
Looking past the cart, you can see the patch of shifting ground near the shed erupt. Things come pouring out. They're wearing bits of mismatched uniforms and rags, and they look like if some collossal child took some dolls, and turned their limbs every which way about, and probably took a lighter to the plastic, too. They walk, run, and scurry - mostly towards you. There's approximately fifty meters between you and the thing that leads them, a...probably it was a man at some point in its career, but now it walks on enormously long and thin legs, which it places on the ground with almost comical care. Its arms dangle from grotesquely distorted shoulders, wider than they have any right to be for his scrawny ribcage. The fingers drip with sticky fluid.
Steel bar (wielded)
Work clothing (worn)
Vereinian Royal Infantry coat (worn) In pockets: hold-out derringer (two shots), ID Coin x2, nail file
Vereinian Royal Infantry boots (worn)
Lighter (almost full)
Knife-blade
Water canister (carried)
Isandan passport
Isandan military registry ticket (lieutenant of reserve)
Siren pattern (on cardboard)
There was a complex series of rolls involved in that. But I wont show them hahahaha Kick 5, Reach 3 - thing gets attack of opportunity, rolls 3. Your attack is 6.