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[My Name is Immaterial]

Would whales have beards behind their blowholes, like we have beards under our noses?

It's as plain as the nose on my face. I dye my 'stache black for reasons.

I thought it was naturally black.

[BigD145]

Would whales have beards behind their blowholes, like we have beards under our noses?

It's as plain as the nose on my face. I dye my 'stache black for reasons.

I thought it was naturally black.

It was. Then I got older.

[Tawa]

A Salamence ♂ smashes through the door of the Ancient and Honorable Society of Old White Bearded Avatars!

The Salamence ♂ tells you:

I want in!

[Remuthra]

Several white-bearded men attack with canes and antique pistols.

Get off our lawn!

[Talvieno]

I see no beard, you young whippersnapper. I'll call the coppers on you.

[Tawa]

You miss!

The Salamence ♂ regards you with a stare!

"I have a beard, foolish mortals! Investigate my avatar more closely!"
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Salamence ♂'s Intimidate!  \
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White-Bearded Men's Attack is lowered!

White-Bearded Men used Miracle Eye!

Upon closer inspection, the Salamence ♂ has a white beard and wears an Expert Belt upon his head!

The Salamence ♂ is White-Bearded!
The Salamence ♂ is an avatar!
The Salamence ♂ is showing signs of battle-hardening due to age!

Salamence ♂ fits all criteria for The Ancient And Honorable Society Of Old White Bearded Avatars!

[Remuthra]

Get out, ya varmint! Only mammals grow beards!

The white-bearded men mount their dignified horses and attempt to run Tawochir off the thread.

[Talvieno]

Get out, ya varmint! Only mammals grow beards!

The white-bearded men mount their dignified horses and attempt to run Tawochir off the thread.

Eh? What's that? I don't want to ride a horse if it doesn't have a beard.

[Remuthra]

Get out, ya varmint! Only mammals grow beards!

The white-bearded men mount their dignified horses and attempt to run Tawochir off the thread.

Eh? What's that? I don't want to ride a horse if it doesn't have a beard.

http://www.santharia.com/bestiary/tirpan_horse.htm

[Talvieno]

Saddle up, then. These old bones'll have to take a beatin'.

[Playergamer]

My avatar has a white beard, you just can't see it!

[Remuthra]

Highly suspicious. This one will have to be resolved by Old-Timey Parliamentary Process!

[Helgoland]

Parliament? Pah, real gentleme have no use for these Schwatzbuden!

[Remuthra]

_{Ye dirty German nationalist French-killing Emperor-having scum.}

[Arx]

If we remove his hat, the whole thing will become a moot point. All in favour?