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Author Topic: The Ancient And Honorable Society Of Old White Bearded Avatars  (Read 12583 times)

Helgoland

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Re: The Ancient And Honorable Society Of Old White Bearded Avatars
« Reply #75 on: March 26, 2014, 07:52:53 pm »

Russia stole Ukraine's Beauty.Did you see the Crimean Prosecutor ?
Ooooh... that prosecutor... *swoon*


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Ukraine and Belarus

Ukraine (ウクライナ?) and Belarus (ベラルーシ?) are Russia's sisters who cause Russia deep sadness. Ukraine is Russia's older sister who gave him the scarf he now wears. She tries to distance herself away from Russia by trying to make new friends in Europe. She is very poor and often cannot afford to pay her gas and oil bills to Russia. She also has large breasts that represent her country's agricultural nature, which causes her constant back pains. Belarus, who wears an old fashioned dress, is deeply in love with Russia and constantly tries to get him to marry her. quote: "marry me big brother". Russia, however, finds her terrifying and thus tries to avoid her. It also may be so because she and Russia are "kind of siblings", which makes her incestuous. She gets severely jealous of other nations if they are near Russia and she will usually scare other nations off.
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Re: The Ancient And Honorable Society Of Old White Bearded Avatars
« Reply #76 on: March 26, 2014, 07:53:41 pm »

The prosecutor has no beard. I cannot be remotely interested!
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Re: The Ancient And Honorable Society Of Old White Bearded Avatars
« Reply #77 on: March 27, 2014, 02:54:12 am »

That's a nice beard you got there.
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Re: The Ancient And Honorable Society Of Old White Bearded Avatars
« Reply #78 on: March 27, 2014, 05:39:32 am »

Would be a shame if something... happened to it.
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Re: The Ancient And Honorable Society Of Old White Bearded Avatars
« Reply #79 on: March 27, 2014, 05:48:00 am »

Would be a shame if something... happened to it.
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Re: The Ancient And Honorable Society Of Old White Bearded Avatars
« Reply #80 on: March 27, 2014, 06:04:11 am »

My beard got away from me before I could take it. I feel ashamed.
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Re: The Ancient And Honorable Society Of Old White Bearded Avatars
« Reply #81 on: March 27, 2014, 10:30:59 am »

You could claim that it's a full-body beard.
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Re: The Ancient And Honorable Society Of Old White Bearded Avatars
« Reply #82 on: March 27, 2014, 02:21:48 pm »

You could claim that it's a full-body beard.
Extremely Dwarfy, that.
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Re: The Ancient And Honorable Society Of Old White Bearded Avatars
« Reply #83 on: March 29, 2014, 08:52:39 am »

YESSSS,THE TOOTHACHE IS FINALLY GONE !I CAN SLEEP AGAIN !
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Re: The Ancient And Honorable Society Of Old White Bearded Avatars
« Reply #84 on: March 29, 2014, 09:22:30 am »

YESSSS,THE TOOTHACHE IS FINALLY GONE !I CAN SLEEP AGAIN !
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Re: The Ancient And Honorable Society Of Old White Bearded Avatars
« Reply #85 on: March 29, 2014, 09:31:58 am »

Привет.
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Re: The Ancient And Honorable Society Of Old White Bearded Avatars
« Reply #86 on: March 29, 2014, 10:54:55 am »

Добро пожаловать!
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Re: The Ancient And Honorable Society Of Old White Bearded Avatars
« Reply #87 on: March 29, 2014, 11:06:03 am »

Is this the Cyrillic Honorable Society of Old White Bearded Avatars?

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Re: The Ancient And Honorable Society Of Old White Bearded Avatars
« Reply #88 on: March 29, 2014, 11:41:01 am »

All those Romanovs need a place to stay, don't they?
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Re: The Ancient And Honorable Society Of Old White Bearded Avatars
« Reply #89 on: March 29, 2014, 11:58:41 am »

Well, no, they don't. They're mostly dead by now. Or scattered in Europe somewhere, their very distant descendants, slowly dying of old age somewhere in France, I guess.

Is this the Cyrillic Honorable Society of Old White Bearded Avatars?
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