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[Arcvasti]

Start drugging my omniversally-marketed vodka with mind control serum[Clarification: The serum let me control them, not the other way around].

[IcyTea31]

Visit the [INSERT RELIGIOUS_BUILDING HERE] of [INSERT BENEVOLENT_DEITY_EXISTENT HERE], and donate about 10% of my monetary wealth. ((Am I good at not discussing religion on the Internet or what?))

[birdy51]

Appeal to a higher court.

[poketwo]

get a pencil

[blazing glory]

Propose national cake day.

(4) Everyone eats a whole cake for themselves,then it's national be sick day.

Run from the detectives and look for the stolen money trail.

(3) You can't find a trail of money.

Start drugging my omniversally-marketed vodka with mind control serum[Clarification: The serum let me control them, not the other way around].

(1) Your vodka explodes! No more vodka....

Visit the [INSERT RELIGIOUS_BUILDING HERE] of [INSERT BENEVOLENT_DEITY_EXISTENT HERE], and donate about 10% of my monetary wealth. ((Am I good at not discussing religion on the Internet or what?))

(5) You recive a blessing!

Appeal to a higher court.

(1) Your wanted by the law for attempt to murder someone with a trained dolphin!

get a pencil

(6) You stab yourself in the leg with a pencil.

Spoiler: Reasonable things (click to show/hide)

poketwo:1- to moving.

IcyTea31:1+ to next action.

[Lyeos]

Go wash my hands.

[IcyTea31]

Return to my mansion, empty my pool, fill it with water from River Styx, swim. Invincibility shall be mine!

[blazing glory]

Go wash my hands.

You forgot that it's still blasting water,by now your apartment/house is flooded,but by all means wash your hands (2) You trip on some object.

Return to my mansion, empty my pool, fill it with water from River Styx, swim.

(6+1) A god has smited you! (smitten?)

Ask the locals if they have seen any shifty looking folks, the sort with a black and white striped shirt, a small eye mask, and a huge sack over their shoulder.

(2) Nope.

Spoiler: Reasonable things (click to show/hide)

IcyTea31:Smited:2- to next roll

poketwo:1- to moving.

[Lyeos]

Crawl out of the apartment and call a plumber.

[IcyTea31]

Skip action by dusting off arbitrary black dust, even though nothing actually burned.

[killerhellhound]

Return to my mansion, empty my pool, fill it with water from River Styx, swim. Invincibility shall be mine!

Just dont drink any of it or your memories all go bye bye

[birdy51]

This is all ridiculous and silly. I turn myself in at the local police station so that I can eventually prove my innocence in an actual court case.

[Arcvasti]

Burn cheese and vodka world as a burnt offering to myself

[blazing glory]

Crawl out of the apartment and call a plumber.

(1) You find a plumber's skeleton floating in the water,just then you start hearing that music from Jaws.

Skip action by dusting off arbitrary black dust, even though nothing actually burned.

(4-2) Your on fire!

Call up the lottery company and demand for my money.

(1) We are not responsible if you cannot keep your money,we'll have to put a fee on you for carelessly losing the money.

This is all ridiculous and silly. I turn myself in at the local police station so that I can eventually prove my innocence in an actual court case.

(2) The police no longer want you!

Burn cheese and vodka world as a burnt offering to myself

(5) You are much more powerful.

Spoiler: Reasonable things (click to show/hide)

IcyTea31:On fire! 3 Turns until he burns to a crisp.

[birdy51]

Run into a local pub and ask the bartender for a drink. Now.