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[poketwo]

Get the pencil out

[IcyTea31]

Jump in my pool.

[Arcvasti]

Go to another universe. After saying something to the effect of "I win again" on the burning ruins of the world I was in

[blazing glory]

Run into a local pub and ask the bartender if he has seen anything suspicious recently.

(2) Nothing.

Run into a local pub and ask the bartender for a drink. Now.

(6) You get a drink,you end up spilling it on some guy asking for anything suspicious happenings.

Get the pencil out

(1) Somehow you shove it all the way in,you'll suffer massive blood loss if you try to get it out now.

Jump in my pool.

(5) The flames go out,you are also invinceble! Except from deities,watch out for them.

Go to another universe. After saying something to the effect of "I win again" on the burning ruins of the world I was in

(1) Somehow that "other universe" forms into a celistiel being and it's punch hits you like a divine sledgehammer.

Spoiler: Reasonable things (click to show/hide)

Pocketwo:2- to mobility.

IcyTea31:Invinceable but not to gods.

[IcyTea31]

Go punch every national leader in the world in the face, laughing at the puny attempts of their security staff to shoot me.

[birdy51]

Kick the guy I spilled drinks on in the nether regions.

He has it coming, I'm sure.

[killerhellhound]

Go punch every national leader in the world in the face, laughing at the puny attempts of their security staff to shoot me.

Shoot this guy with a gattling gun pining him to the wall with the force behind the bullets

[blazing glory]

Go punch every national leader in the world in the face, laughing at the puny attempts of their security staff to shoot me.

Shoot this guy with a gattling gun pining him to the wall with the force behind the bullets

(1)vs(3) You didn't take into account other aspects,you realize that the military are rigging explosives to bury you in rubble,you try to get them but then some guy starts shooting you with a gatling gun (You don't even know what museum he broke into to get a working one.) however he seems to be short on ammo,he runs out in no time flat!

Deck the guy spilling drinks on me in the face.

Kick the guy I spilled drinks on in the nether regions.

(4)vs(3) (I don't even know what "deck" means so let's assume it's punch) Sinvara get's a punch square on birdy51's nose but not before he managed to kick Sinvara in the leg.

Spoiler: Reasonable things (click to show/hide)

pocketwo:2- to mobility.

IcyTea31:Invinceable but not to gods.

Turns until the building comes down:4

[IcyTea31]

Race for the roof of the building, grab a conveniently placed parachute and perform an awesome base jump from a building about to be demolished.

[Lyeos]

Point out that sharks aren't terribly interested in eating people, and that most shark "attacks" aren't even attacks.

[birdy51]

Bleed profusely. Sue.

[Arcvasti]

Engage in celestial combat with universe with my trusty Occams Razor.

[killerhellhound]

Race for the roof of the building, grab a conveniently placed parachute and perform an awesome base jump from a building about to be demolished.

Steal a light machine gun from the military saying I'll deal with mister immune to bullets pin Icy Tea with the gun

[blazing glory]

Race for the roof of the building, grab a conveniently placed parachute and perform an awesome base jump from a building about to be demolished.

Steal a light machine gun from the military saying I'll deal with mister immune to bullets pin Icy Tea with the gun

(5)vs(1) The military start shooting at killerhellhound while IcyTea31 performs a daring escape from the building.

Point out that sharks aren't terribly interested in eating people, and that most shark "attacks" aren't even attacks.

(3) A crocidile starts making a beeline towards you and is trying to thrash your leg.

Bleed profusely. Sue.

Counter sue!

(6)vs(5) He's certainly bleeding a lot...and he's been sued!

Engage in celestial combat with universe with my trusty Occams Razor.

(2)vs(6) You get a normal razor,the universe snatches the razor off you and starts shaving.

Spoiler: Reasonable things (click to show/hide)

pocketwo:2- to mobility.

IcyTea31:Invinceable but not to gods.

[killerhellhound]

Pretend to be dead thanks to the Unspoken Plan Guarantee of my body armor saving my life