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Author Topic: ROLL TO WATCH BLAZING GLORY ACT IN A COMPLETELY REASONABLE MANNER  (Read 60848 times)

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Re: ROLL TO WATCH BLAZING GLORY ACT IN A COMPLETELY REASONABLE MANNER
« Reply #420 on: April 24, 2014, 02:35:17 pm »

Challenge my rival to a rap battle. Then eat his soul when he comes close.
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Re: ROLL TO WATCH BLAZING GLORY ACT IN A COMPLETELY REASONABLE MANNER
« Reply #421 on: April 24, 2014, 04:01:37 pm »

go to my secret bunker
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Re: ROLL TO WATCH BLAZING GLORY ACT IN A COMPLETELY REASONABLE MANNER
« Reply #422 on: April 24, 2014, 07:02:32 pm »

Run to the medicine cabinet of my mansion and perform first aid on myself.
(2) Empty! You recall that you used all the bandages to treat a paper cut you ended up getting a while back.

Apologize profusely - say I have a mental disorder that makes me think people are giant flesh-eating bugs.
(5) They give you a free pass to throw mugs at the "giant flesh-eating bugs".

OBJECTION!

If it were not for the dolphin saving my life, I would be dead. Thus the scuba diver instructor must be sued for his incompetence.
OBJECTION!

Your dolphin tried to kill him! That's attempt to murder! He says that if you give him some money then he'll "forget" all about it.

Challenge my rival to a rap battle. Then eat his soul when he comes close.
(5) You eat his soul,it tastes like weird cheese and mutated potatoes.

Make my way to the bank where all my money is.
(6) You find out that the money has been stolen!
go to my secret bunker
(3) You go to the outhouse in the woods that only you know about.

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Re: ROLL TO WATCH BLAZING GLORY ACT IN A COMPLETELY REASONABLE MANNER
« Reply #423 on: April 24, 2014, 07:05:58 pm »

I investigate the crime with miss Marple.

((Miss Marple solves murders not robberys.))
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Re: ROLL TO WATCH BLAZING GLORY ACT IN A COMPLETELY REASONABLE MANNER
« Reply #424 on: April 24, 2014, 07:43:58 pm »

Start distilling the land into vodka.[I'm pretty sure vodka is made from potatoes]
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Re: ROLL TO WATCH BLAZING GLORY ACT IN A COMPLETELY REASONABLE MANNER
« Reply #425 on: April 24, 2014, 07:52:55 pm »

look at my emergency plans
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Re: ROLL TO WATCH BLAZING GLORY ACT IN A COMPLETELY REASONABLE MANNER
« Reply #426 on: April 24, 2014, 10:41:46 pm »

get a bounty on man attacking dolphins set up
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Re: ROLL TO WATCH BLAZING GLORY ACT IN A COMPLETELY REASONABLE MANNER
« Reply #427 on: April 24, 2014, 11:59:29 pm »

Hop in my helicopter and fly to the hospital myself.
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Re: ROLL TO WATCH BLAZING GLORY ACT IN A COMPLETELY REASONABLE MANNER
« Reply #428 on: April 25, 2014, 05:47:56 am »

I investigate the crime with miss Marple.
(1) Miss Marple concludes that you are the murderer and thief,of your own money.

Start distilling the land into vodka.[I'm pretty sure vodka is made from potatoes]
(5) You own the finest vodka in the universe!

look at my emergency plans
(6) In case of emergency,curl into the fetal position and whimper,you recall that you weren't really smart when you wrote this.

get a bounty on man attacking dolphins set up
(6) You manage to kill half the dolphin population,the rest put a bounty on you,you notice that a whale that was flung by a large catapult is about to crush your house.

Hop in my helicopter and fly to the hospital myself.
(2) You get in your helicopter and take off! Then you realize that you don't have one,so you fall a meter back onto the ground.

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Re: ROLL TO WATCH BLAZING GLORY ACT IN A COMPLETELY REASONABLE MANNER
« Reply #429 on: April 25, 2014, 06:20:33 am »

Pray for [INSERT BENEVOLENT_DEITY_EXISTENT HERE] to heal my wounds.
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Re: ROLL TO WATCH BLAZING GLORY ACT IN A COMPLETELY REASONABLE MANNER
« Reply #430 on: April 25, 2014, 07:25:21 am »

Refuse. I will have my day in court.
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Re: ROLL TO WATCH BLAZING GLORY ACT IN A COMPLETELY REASONABLE MANNER
« Reply #431 on: April 25, 2014, 02:59:38 pm »

write up new plans
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Re: ROLL TO WATCH BLAZING GLORY ACT IN A COMPLETELY REASONABLE MANNER
« Reply #432 on: April 25, 2014, 05:50:32 pm »

Start marketing my world entirely full of vodka to extraplaner entities
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Re: ROLL TO WATCH BLAZING GLORY ACT IN A COMPLETELY REASONABLE MANNER
« Reply #433 on: April 25, 2014, 09:53:39 pm »

Tell miss Marple that she is a little old lady and she can never prove I did it! I flee and figure out who stole the money with Columbo.
(1) Columbo assumes your a murderer as well.

Pray for [INSERT BENEVOLENT_DEITY_EXISTENT HERE] to heal my wounds.
(4) Yay,not dying.

Refuse. I will have my day in court.
(2) You get booted out by the court,you assume he bribed them.

write up new plans
(3) You get the toilet paper but you have no pencil.

Start marketing my world entirely full of vodka to extraplaner entities
(5) The best vodka in the omniverse!

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Re: ROLL TO WATCH BLAZING GLORY ACT IN A COMPLETELY REASONABLE MANNER
« Reply #434 on: April 25, 2014, 09:55:18 pm »

Propose national cake day.
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