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[Arcvasti]

Challenge my rival to a rap battle. Then eat his soul when he comes close.

[poketwo]

go to my secret bunker

[blazing glory]

Run to the medicine cabinet of my mansion and perform first aid on myself.

(2) Empty! You recall that you used all the bandages to treat a paper cut you ended up getting a while back.

Apologize profusely - say I have a mental disorder that makes me think people are giant flesh-eating bugs.

(5) They give you a free pass to throw mugs at the "giant flesh-eating bugs".

OBJECTION!

If it were not for the dolphin saving my life, I would be dead. Thus the scuba diver instructor must be sued for his incompetence.

OBJECTION!

Your dolphin tried to kill him! That's attempt to murder! He says that if you give him some money then he'll "forget" all about it.

Challenge my rival to a rap battle. Then eat his soul when he comes close.

(5) You eat his soul,it tastes like weird cheese and mutated potatoes.

Make my way to the bank where all my money is.

(6) You find out that the money has been stolen!

go to my secret bunker

(3) You go to the outhouse in the woods that only you know about.

Spoiler: Reasonable things (click to show/hide)

IcyTea31:Bleeding:3 turns until death.

[blazing glory]

I investigate the crime with miss Marple.

((Miss Marple solves murders not robberys.))

[Arcvasti]

Start distilling the land into vodka.[I'm pretty sure vodka is made from potatoes]

[poketwo]

look at my emergency plans

[killerhellhound]

get a bounty on man attacking dolphins set up

[IcyTea31]

Hop in my helicopter and fly to the hospital myself.

[blazing glory]

I investigate the crime with miss Marple.

(1) Miss Marple concludes that you are the murderer and thief,of your own money.

Start distilling the land into vodka.[I'm pretty sure vodka is made from potatoes]

(5) You own the finest vodka in the universe!

look at my emergency plans

(6) In case of emergency,curl into the fetal position and whimper,you recall that you weren't really smart when you wrote this.

get a bounty on man attacking dolphins set up

(6) You manage to kill half the dolphin population,the rest put a bounty on you,you notice that a whale that was flung by a large catapult is about to crush your house.

Hop in my helicopter and fly to the hospital myself.

(2) You get in your helicopter and take off! Then you realize that you don't have one,so you fall a meter back onto the ground.

Spoiler: Reasonable things (click to show/hide)

IcyTea31:Bleeding:2 turns until death.

[IcyTea31]

Pray for [INSERT BENEVOLENT_DEITY_EXISTENT HERE] to heal my wounds.

[birdy51]

Refuse. I will have my day in court.

[poketwo]

write up new plans

[Arcvasti]

Start marketing my world entirely full of vodka to extraplaner entities

[blazing glory]

Tell miss Marple that she is a little old lady and she can never prove I did it! I flee and figure out who stole the money with Columbo.

(1) Columbo assumes your a murderer as well.

Pray for [INSERT BENEVOLENT_DEITY_EXISTENT HERE] to heal my wounds.

(4) Yay,not dying.

Refuse. I will have my day in court.

(2) You get booted out by the court,you assume he bribed them.

write up new plans

(3) You get the toilet paper but you have no pencil.

Start marketing my world entirely full of vodka to extraplaner entities

(5) The best vodka in the omniverse!

Spoiler: Reasonable things (click to show/hide)

Nothing,must be a lot of unreasonable things going on.

[Lyeos]

Propose national cake day.