HEALING BITE, dammit! HEAL THE GWG!
[2]
T REX DINNER TIME
Call her a lesbian!
[10]
ARMOR PIERCING SLAP!
Become the Meta at the time there were 7 AIs.
[4]
NO
Transform GWG into 5. The number 5, not 5 of him. He'll know what I'm talking about
[17]
KAY
What about my action?
Bah.
Turn GWG's allies into transforming robots that combine to make a massive weapons battery, then make them combine and shoot GWG in the face with them.
LEAVE ME ALONE, THERE'S OVER 50 OF YOU
[18]
PEW PEW MURRICA
-6 to my rolls you say? Heal GWG's Enemies using the functions of a hacked universe. Since I'm guaranteed at least one time of that being applied, This should be hilarious.
[18-6]
EVERYONE IS HEALTHY EXCEPT GWG, YAY
STOP THE MAGMA
[19]
KAY
-6 to my rolls you say? Heal GWG's Enemies using the functions of a hacked universe. Since I'm guaranteed at least one time of that being applied, This should be hilarious.
Sadly, the d6 was replaced with a d20 before we could see these shenanigans, so it loses much of the hilarity it would have had.
Mwhahahahaaa!
All your dice belong to me! Roll to Shoot GWG using the D-6 die that only I possess!
[1]
I STEAL IT BACK, SUCK IT YOU DIRTY THIEF
Draw a giant 8 on the moon and use it as the new die instead of the d20
[1]
NO
I DID UPDATE DERAIL. NPC ARMY GO!
[2]
WAOA WINS!
Turn into bunny rabbit from monty python and the holy grail and bite everyone in the neck,GWG included.
[6]
YOU BITE YOURSELF IN THE NECK
-6 to my rolls you say? Heal GWG's Enemies using the functions of a hacked universe. Since I'm guaranteed at least one time of that being applied, This should be hilarious.
Sadly, the d6 was replaced with a d20 before we could see these shenanigans, so it loses much of the hilarity it would have had.
In that case: Attempt to Fix the rolls back to being a 1d6
ALREADY FIXED
Stab the GWG in the stomach!
[4]
STAB
Make the game use D100's
[3]
HELL NO
Try my last action all over!
[singing] I aaammmm to stu-born for my own gooood...[\singing]
[3]
TALONISWOLF!BY THE POWERS INVESTED IN ME, BY MASTAHCHEESE AND IN TURN THE GREAT TOADY ONE, YOU ARE HEREBY THE ANTAGONIST AND GOAL OF THE RTD! MAY YOUR PANCREAS BE LACERATED TRILLIONS OF TIMES!ALSO, YOUR ACTION FAILS LOL
fire GUITAR LAZER FROM THE POWER OF ROCK AT MASTAHCHEESE
[3]
YOU MISS AND HIT GWG
Cover the world in magma. burn everyone.
[1]
YOU COVER YOURSELF IN MAGMA AS A TEST RUN
Ditch the chaingun (keep the shades), pull out my jet pack and start flying high enough to avoid contact with the lava or air heated by it, then pull out the "wussy" handgun and shoot GWG in the face.
[5]
PEW PEW MURRICA
INCARNATE SELF AS GWG V2: ATTEMPT #3
[4]
FINE, RULE OF THREE PREVAILS AGAIN
NOW SIC YOURSELF ON TALONISWOLF'S PANCREAS ALREADY
Summon GreatWyrmPotato.
[1]
NAH, POTATO GOLEM
Well. Last I participated in this was back on page 13, when my SPESS MEHRENS all shot each other. I look away for a few hours, and look what I miss! I don't even know where my two remaining SPESS MEHRENS went... no matter though...
Counteract 4maskwolf's magma sea with the Fimbulwinter!
AUTO ACTION: (if it's not too difficult to keep track of/remember in the chaos. If it is, that's fine.)
On the next turn, unleash Ragnarök!
On the turn after that, and all subsequent turns, have the spirits of the mightiest Viking warriors destroy everyone. Maybe throw in the Fenrir Wolf and Jörmungandr too, if I get good rolls.
[6]
FUCK THAT, RAGNAROK NOW!
RAGNAROK HAS BEGUN!
Give everyone a meter. Create a meta-meter (meter to gauge the presence of meters).
[1]
FUCK NO
STAB TALONISWOLF IN THE PANCREAS
[5]
IT HAS BEGUN!
STAB TALONISWOLF IN THE PANCREAS! OR THE GALL BLADDER IF YOU ARE FEELING LIKE A HIPSTER
GWG: PAIN THRESHOLD [
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NEW UNIVERSE
SCALES ARE COVERED IN BLOOD
FACE EXPLODED
NO LIMBS
ONLY ONE LUNG
BLOATED WITH GRATE MEAT
TYRANNOSAUR BITES
GWGS ALLIES (SORTA):
Vgray- GHOST
EOTYRANNUS - WORST ALLY EVER
TALONISWOLF - WORST PERSON EVER
SANURE - EMO, -6 ROLL
FOLLOWING GWGS:
CLONE TROOPERS (SHOOTING FACE)
TALONISWOLF: PAIN THRESHOLD [
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NEW UNIVERSE
PANCREAS HEALTH BAR: [
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KNIFE IN PANCREAS
SITES ANNIHILATED:
CUBA
CANADA
NEW CANADA (BY MURRICANS)
MURRICA (BY CANADIANS)
FALLOUT UNIVERSE (BY NEW UNIVERSE REPLACEMENT SCHEME)
CHAOS METER
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STOP THAT