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WHAT IS THE CHAOS METER AT AGAIN??!?!!?

OVER 9000
- 8 (12.3%)
SOMEWHERE IN THE COSMOS
- 4 (6.2%)
INSIDE GWG, WE MUST BEAT IT OUT OF HIM
- 29 (44.6%)
UNDER THE GM'S CONTROL
- 4 (6.2%)
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING ANYMORE
- 20 (30.8%)

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Author Topic: ROLL TO DESTROY EVERYTHING: UNIVERSE RESET FOR LIKE THE SEVENTH TIME NOW  (Read 200549 times)

Furtuka

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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GWG IN THE FACE: NOW RUN BY SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD
« Reply #630 on: March 30, 2014, 04:10:42 pm »

Transform GWG into 5. The number 5, not 5 of him. He'll know what I'm talking about :P
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GWG IN THE FACE: NOW RUN BY SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD
« Reply #631 on: March 30, 2014, 04:14:00 pm »

THAT WAS A TERRIBLE MOVIE
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GWG IN THE FACE: NOW RUN BY SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD
« Reply #632 on: March 30, 2014, 04:14:44 pm »

What about my action?

Bah.

Turn GWG's allies into transforming robots that combine to make a massive weapons battery, then make them combine and shoot GWG in the face with them.
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GWG IN THE FACE: NOW RUN BY SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD
« Reply #633 on: March 30, 2014, 04:17:18 pm »

THAT WAS A TERRIBLE MOVIE
NO, let me give you hint. It is from one of GWG's games
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GWG IN THE FACE: NOW RUN BY SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD
« Reply #634 on: March 30, 2014, 04:38:59 pm »

-6 to my rolls you say? Heal GWG's Enemies using the functions of a hacked universe. Since I'm guaranteed at least one time of that being applied, This should be hilarious.
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GWG IN THE FACE: NOW RUN BY SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD
« Reply #635 on: March 30, 2014, 05:37:59 pm »

STOP THE MAGMA
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Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GWG IN THE FACE: NOW RUN BY SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD
« Reply #636 on: March 30, 2014, 05:52:39 pm »

-6 to my rolls you say? Heal GWG's Enemies using the functions of a hacked universe. Since I'm guaranteed at least one time of that being applied, This should be hilarious.

Sadly, the d6 was replaced with a d20 before we could see these shenanigans, so it loses much of the hilarity it would have had.
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GWG IN THE FACE: NOW RUN BY SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD
« Reply #637 on: March 30, 2014, 06:00:45 pm »

Mwhahahahaaa!

All your dice belong to me! Roll to Shoot GWG using the D-6 die that only I possess!
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GWG IN THE FACE: NOW RUN BY SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD
« Reply #638 on: March 30, 2014, 06:20:10 pm »

Draw a giant 8 on the moon and use it as the new die instead of the d20
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GWG IN THE FACE: NOW RUN BY SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD
« Reply #639 on: March 30, 2014, 06:22:09 pm »

Pick it up and throw it at him again.Nope
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GWG IN THE FACE: NOW RUN BY SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD
« Reply #640 on: March 30, 2014, 06:26:26 pm »

I DID UPDATE DERAIL. NPC ARMY GO!
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GWG IN THE FACE: NOW RUN BY SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD
« Reply #641 on: March 30, 2014, 06:53:23 pm »

Elsa: Freeze the lava!
GWG: Physician Guy with healing spells (Let's make this simple) Heal thyself!
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GWG IN THE FACE: NOW RUN BY SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD
« Reply #642 on: March 30, 2014, 07:06:49 pm »

Turn into bunny rabbit from monty python and the holy grail and bite everyone in the neck,GWG included.
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GWG IN THE FACE: NOW RUN BY SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD
« Reply #643 on: March 30, 2014, 07:40:04 pm »

-6 to my rolls you say? Heal GWG's Enemies using the functions of a hacked universe. Since I'm guaranteed at least one time of that being applied, This should be hilarious.

Sadly, the d6 was replaced with a d20 before we could see these shenanigans, so it loses much of the hilarity it would have had.

In that case: Attempt to Fix the rolls back to being a 1d6
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"...I really don't know why Cu chulainn made that last promise because he is physically incapable of keeping it in his pants, it is like his junk is some kind of unruly seamonster or moray eel telescoping out of its holster and harpooning ladies left and right"
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GWG IN THE FACE: NOW RUN BY SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD
« Reply #644 on: March 30, 2014, 07:42:06 pm »

Stab the GWG in the stomach!
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