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OVER 9000

8 (12.3%)

SOMEWHERE IN THE COSMOS

4 (6.2%)

INSIDE GWG, WE MUST BEAT IT OUT OF HIM

29 (44.6%)

UNDER THE GM'S CONTROL

4 (6.2%)

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING ANYMORE

20 (30.8%)

Total Members Voted: 63

[darkpaladin109]

BURST OUT OF KILLERHELLHOUNDS FACE

[killerhellhound]

FIRE HEALING LAZER AT GWG USING THE POWER OF ROCK

[GreatWyrmGold]

Huh?

"Healing" refers to "removing wounds". The supernova and stuff is hurting me, so it's a wound. Therefore, I should have removed the stuff and also other assorted maladies.
Use the above logic to retroactively remove the supernova and such from my face.

[Playergamer]

Imperium and SPESS MARINZ retreat so they stop dying.

[poketwo]

ABSORB ALL THE CHAOS

[birdy51]

Shoot GWG in the face. With the power of Murrica'

[4maskwolf]

Assist Birdy's action.  By firing nuclear weapons at GWG.

[Rolepgeek]

ESCAPE!

[Arcvasti]

Use previously mentioned healing shank/shiv to excise the supernova thing from GWG's face whilst being protected from the supernova's potentially harmful effects by my powerful SUIT AEGIS.

[TalonisWolf]

 Cast Time Reversal on GWG to pull him back to a point where he hasn't suffered any pain, 'healing' or wounds.

[smurfingtonthethird]

Azathoth: awaken.

[1]

NO YOU SLEEP FOREVER SOZ

Start appearing in my tardis,use sonic screwdriver on GWG

[2]

DOESN'T REALLY DO ANYTHING BECAUSE HE'S NOT A MACHINE

Decapitate GWG. Use Healing Implosion to grow him a new head without various stellar phenomena being contained within.

EDIT: Also go to new universe I made and have a party. If GWG is successfully healed, take him too.

[3]

YOU CUT HIS HEAD OFF, PAINFUL

PAIN THRESHOLD EXCEEDED

CONGRATULATIONS EOTYRANNUS, YOU HAVE KILLED GWG! OR KNOCKED HIM OUT OR SOMETHING

Create an absolutely MASSIVE gravity well on GWG, crushing GWG with everything in the 'verse. Sure, it'll cause the Big Crunch, but who cares? The 'verse is already overly chaotic and doomed anyway.

[5]

YOU EXPLODE THE OLD UNIVERSE AND ALL OF THE GWGS
EVERYONE IS IN NEW UNIVERSE NOW

SPAWN AS CHESBUSTER
INSIDE OF KILLERHELLHOUND

[1]

YOU SPAWN AS CHESTBURSTER INSIDE A CHESTBURSTER

DONT ASK QUESTIONS, JUST GO WITH IT, OKAY

Oh shi-





Really guys?
Roll before everyone else, bop GWG on the nose.

[1]

RETCON SMETCON

BURST OUT OF KILLERHELLHOUNDS FACE

[1]

HE BURSTS OUT OF YOURS

FIRE HEALING LAZER AT GWG USING THE POWER OF ROCK

[3]

GWG IS KILL BY UNIVERSE IMPLOSION
NOT EVEN YOUR MAD RIFFING CAN SAVE HIM

Huh?

"Healing" refers to "removing wounds". The supernova and stuff is hurting me, so it's a wound. Therefore, I should have removed the stuff and also other assorted maladies.
Use the above logic to retroactively remove the supernova and such from my face.

[1]

LOGIC CAN SUCK ITSELF OFF

YOU ARE DEAD, VICTORY FOR THE FACE SHOOTERS!

Imperium and SPESS MARINZ retreat so they stop dying.

[4]

BACK THROUGH THE PORTAL
ZOIDBERG STYLE

ABSORB ALL THE CHAOS

[6]

YOU ABSORB IT ALL
CHAOS IS AT 0
YOU ARE EXPLODED BY CHAOS

Shoot GWG in the face. With the power of Murrica'

[1]

YOU CAN'T SHOOT NOTHINGNESS

Assist Birdy's action.  By firing nuclear weapons at GWG.

[6]

YOU FIRE NUCLEAR WEAPONS AT NOTHING
VICTORY (AND IRRADIATION)

ESCAPE!

[1]

YOU ESCAPE BY DYING

Cast Time Reversal on GWG to pull him back to a point where he hasn't suffered any pain, 'healing' or wounds.

[5]

NO...NOOOOO...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I HATE YOU FOREVER.


TALONISWOLF RUINED EVERYTHING, STAB HIM IN THE PANCREAS

GWG: PAIN THRESHOLD [|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||]
NEW UNIVERSE
SCALES ARE SHINY AND MADE OF GOLD
COMPLETELY FINE

GWGS ALLIES (SORTA):
Vgray- GHOST
EOTYRANNUS - WORST ALLY EVER
TALONISWOLF - WORST PERSON EVER

FOLLOWING GWGS:
NO ONE (CAUSE HE JUST RESPAWNED)

SITES ANNIHILATED:
CUBA
CANADA
NEW CANADA (BY MURRICANS)
MURRICA (BY CANADIANS)
FALLOUT UNIVERSE (BY NEW UNIVERSE REPLACEMENT SCHEME)

CHAOS METER
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NEW UNIVERSE, NEW ORDER

[Eotyrannus]

Ride a flying Healing Tyrannosaur. Park anti-Terror Star and save it for later.

[4maskwolf]

Talonis....
Instantly fill GWG's pain meter, allowing me enough time to destroy his body utterly, thus ending the game.

[darkpaladin109]

MASH GWG, EOTYRANNUS, VGRAY AND TALONISWOLF TOGETHER INTO A HUGE PILE OF LIFELESS FLESH

[poketwo]

USE CHAOS EXPLOSION TO BECOME A NEW CHAOS GOD