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8 (12.3%)

SOMEWHERE IN THE COSMOS

4 (6.2%)

INSIDE GWG, WE MUST BEAT IT OUT OF HIM

29 (44.6%)

UNDER THE GM'S CONTROL

4 (6.2%)

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING ANYMORE

20 (30.8%)

Total Members Voted: 63

[Playergamer]

Conquer the Earth!

[Sanure]

Hack the universe from inside a safety bubble. If the universe is anything like a computer then things should get unfair quick.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Old GWG: Heal New GWG.
New GWG, Newbomination: Heal Old GWG.

All: Reprimand Eotyrannus for being literally the worst healer ever.

[IcyTea31]

Have GWG's physical attributes fluctuate randomly. Shoot the ground with his face once there's an opening. Do not forget to spin the world round. I AM ETERNAL, thus "once" there is an opening.

[killerhellhound]

MAKE A MASSIVE EXPLOSION THROUGH THE POWER OF ROCK!!

[Arcvasti]

All: Reprimand Eotyrannus for being literally the worst healer ever.

Worst healer ever?
Might I remind you of this:

    Stab GWG or any of his non-ghost allies with my trusty HEALING SHIV. Or slash them if that works better.
[3]
YOU SLASH THEM
IT ONLY HEALS THE SLASH WOUND

[killerhellhound]

All: Reprimand Eotyrannus for being literally the worst healer ever.

Worst healer ever?
Might I remind you of this:

    Stab GWG or any of his non-ghost allies with my trusty HEALING SHIV. Or slash them if that works better.
[3]
YOU SLASH THEM
IT ONLY HEALS THE SLASH WOUND

You managed not to make a problem worse that is awesome for you

[GreatWyrmGold]

He managed to not make things worse once, I should add. He's done everything from melt my face to cut off my nose in previous attempts.

Worst. Healer. Ever.

[mastahcheese]

Hmm.

Attempt to heal GWG for great justice.

[smurfingtonthethird]

QUICKLY, GWG IS NEARLY KILL
FINISH HIM

Healing Implosion on THE UNIVERSE ITSELF! Also GWG's nose.

[5]

YOU MAKE A UNIVERSE INSIDE THE UNIVERSE, WOO PARTY

ALSO, GWG'S NOSE IS FIXED AS IT CAN BE WHILE BEING MELTED BY A STAR SYSTEM AND A SUPERNOVA

SPAWN AS CHESBUSTER
INSIDE OF KILLERHELLHOUND

[1]

YOU SPAWN AS CHESTBURSTER INSIDE A CHESTBURSTER

DONT ASK QUESTIONS, JUST GO WITH IT, OKAY

Burst out of tyrannid alien-style, make for the portal!

[5]

YOU POP THROUGH, OH FUCK I'M IN THE SHIT NOW

GMBot, take control of your shit now or I'll put you in a blender.

FUCKFUCKFUCK, PLUG THE HOLE WITH GIANT RUBBER DUCK

Chop off, fry, and eat GWG's tail

[1]

YOU ARE MELTED BY SUPERNOVA

Well, shit. At least I'll always be alive in his heart. Literally.

Spread to arms. Force GWG to shoot himself in the face repeatedly. Ask him why he's hitting himself.

[2]

HIS ARMS MELT

THAT SUPERNOVA IS GETTING PRETTY DANGEROUS YO

Good. Now that Lassie is safe from the well, I can focus on more important things.

Shoot GWG in the face.

[4]

PEW PEW MURRICA

Fire all weapons ever in the universe in all directions.

[2]

TIMEOUT CORNER FOR YOU

CANADA! WE MARCH TO TAKE OVER THE UNIVERSE! FIGHT WELL, STAND PROUD AND FREE!

[3]

BORDERS, Y U NO EXPAND

EXTERMINATE!!!!!

[6]

OH FUCK, DALEKS

DALEKS GOING THROUGH THE PORTAL AND SHOOTING GWG

I AM SO DEAAAAAAD

Summon a Suaveness Meter with the executive powers of my suit.

[2]

ONLY BARNEY STINSON HAS THAT MUCH POWER, MORTAL

The waitlist, my mortal enemy. Ah well, not everyone can manage the chaos.
But if you abandon this too early, its mine. I really like this idea.
How advanced is weapon tech in this world?

Spoiler: Character Sheet (click to show/hide)

Name: Alexander McDougall

Age: 25

Description: Father and mother were sulfur miners, killed in an earthquake. Left parentless and penniless, he turned to a life of crime and mercenary work to support himself. Eventually paid off his dues, and he now stands a free man with a new identity, but he has the shadow of his old life behind him.

Abilities/Skills:

Experienced: Knows how to handle crazy situations, as he's been in plenty of them. He also knows how to handle his way around weapons, and has a stack of black market connections.

Berserker: In a rage, his endurance and strength is inhuman, allowing him to send his favoured hammer flying into his enemies quickly and mercilessly. Will fall back to this mode if an innocent woman or a friend is under attack.

Arms: Shoulder mounted clockwork machine gun (SMCM) with a shitton of ammo, trusty explosive sledgehammer, electrical powder charges (think powder charges that start off an arc of electricity).

Armour: Ultra heavy (is this comparable to like wearing a massive armor suit?).

What is it wih you and assuming direct control.

Lack of original thought? Excess of time? Control freak?

You decide, Bay 12!

It's most likely a form of kleptomania.

That too.

We should start a poll...

 Start poll, even though that thread already has a poll started.

[4]

MASTAHCHEESE START THE POLL CAUSE I CANT

Become frog,jump down GWG's throat.

[3]

EVER SEEN A FROG IN A BLENDER? YOU LOOK LIKE THAT, EXCEPT REPLACE FROG WITH SUPERNOVA

RESPAWN INSIDE GWG. DETONATE SUICIDE VEST.

[4]

*INSERT YOUR CORNY TERRORIST JOKE HERE

Conquer the Earth!

[1]

NO SEAL, CONQUER YOUR OWN WORLD FIRST

Hack the universe from inside a safety bubble. If the universe is anything like a computer then things should get unfair quick.

[4]

OH FUCKTITTIES GET OUT OF MY MAINFRAME

Old GWG: Heal New GWG.
New GWG, Newbomination: Heal Old GWG.

All: Reprimand Eotyrannus for being literally the worst healer ever.

[6]

REGENERATED SO THE SUPERNOVA CAN MELT YOU AGAIN

FREE PAIN

PAIN THRESHOLD NEARLY ACQUIRED

TRY GETTING RID OF THE STAR IN YOUR FACE NEXT TIME

Have GWG's physical attributes fluctuate randomly. Shoot the ground with his face once there's an opening. Do not forget to spin the world round. I AM ETERNAL, thus "once" there is an opening.

[2]

NO

MAKE A MASSIVE EXPLOSION THROUGH THE POWER OF ROCK!!

[5]

SUCH A POWER CHORD IS PLAYED IT GIVES EVERY BAND MEMBER AND FAN ON THE PLANET A BONER

YOUR RIFFING LEVEL IS MAXED OUT

GWG'S PAIN THRESHOLD IS LITERALLY ONE PUNCH FROM PAIN THRESHOLD OVERLOAD

Hmm.

Attempt to heal GWG for great justice.

[3]

YOU HEAL THE LOWER NOT ALIVE HALF OF NEW GWG
IT DIES PROMPTLY


GWG IS FUCKED, SOOO FUCKED. FALLOUT WORLD IS EXPLODE, BOSS IS ANGER AT ME AND I'VE BEEN HACKED

ALLGWGS: PAIN THRESHOLD [||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||]
FALLOUT WORLD
SCALES SHINING WITH BLOOD, SOLAR SYSTEM JUICE AND POTATO JUICE
SCALES ARE NOW EXPLODED WEIRD ALCHEMY WORDS
HEAD MELTED AND CLAWED
HEAD CONTAINS SOLAR SYSTEM AND EXPANDING SUPERNOVA AND GLASS AND POTATO PLANT AND METAL SLUGS AND DAEMONS

GWGS ALLIES (SORTA):
Vgray- GHOST
EOTYRANNUS - WORST ALLY EVER

FOLLOWING GWGS:
SPACE MARINES: SHOOTING FACE
MURRICAN POWER ARMOR SOLDIERS: SHOOTING FACE
THE IMPERIUM: SHOOTING FACE
ROLEPLAYGEEK: CANCER
DAEMONS: IN FACE
DALEKS: SHOOTING FACE

SITES ANNIHILATED:
CUBA
CANADA
NEW CANADA (BY MURRICANS)
MURRICA (BY CANADIANS)
FALLOUT UNIVERSE EARTH

CHAOS METER
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OLD UNIVERSE IS STARTING TO BREAK UP, YO, NEW UNIVERSE INBOUND

[Xantalos]

Azathoth: awaken.

[blazing glory]

Start appearing in my tardis,use sonic screwdriver on GWG

[Eotyrannus]

Decapitate GWG. Use Healing Implosion to grow him a new head without various stellar phenomena being contained within.

EDIT: Also go to new universe I made and have a party. If GWG is successfully healed, take him too.

[IcyTea31]

Create an absolutely MASSIVE gravity well on GWG, crushing GWG with everything in the 'verse. Sure, it'll cause the Big Crunch, but who cares? The 'verse is already overly chaotic and doomed anyway.

[GrizzlyAdamz]

SPAWN AS CHESBUSTER
INSIDE OF KILLERHELLHOUND

[1]

YOU SPAWN AS CHESTBURSTER INSIDE A CHESTBURSTER

DONT ASK QUESTIONS, JUST GO WITH IT, OKAY

Oh shi-





Really guys?
Roll before everyone else, bop GWG on the nose.